Call Me Cuban

Deceptive practices:1) 20% tip was automatically added to receipt but before I could review it, waiter shoves credit card machine in my face with a tip meter so I add a tip and find out afterward that I double tipped.2) Lured in by 2 for 1 happy hour special. They charged full price for both drinks.3) When ordering drinks we were asked if we want small, medium, or large. We chose medium. We find out afterword that medium is twice the cost of the advertised price on the menu.I don't like feeling taken advantage of so I will never come back here again.

My friends and I decided to check out Call Me Cuban at the Cardozo Hotel in South Beach, Miami after a nice lunch at Gianni's Restaurant (formerly the Versace Mansion).We opted for the El Daiquiri. It was delicious and refreshing. The service was good. The atmosphere was fantastic, especially with the Air & Sea Show happening nearby. It was the ideal spot for some prime people-watching while enjoying our drinks.Overall, Call Me Cuban provided a great "passing by" experience.

This place is pretty solid, not gonna lie. The ambiance is pretty awesome for being smack dab on Ocean. The bar is super clean, food is excellent and the service is on par for Miami Beach. Go with the Cubano and the vast assortment of Mojitos. How could you say no to that?!

Came here for dinner because I've never had cuban food. Hubby and I shared the Cuban Sampler and the Vaca Frita -- absolutely delicious. The shrimp toston from the sampler was my favorite, and the plantains from the Vaca frita was amazingly good. The drinks (old fashioned and a lemon drop) did not skimp on the alcohol.We were stuffed (though I could eat more of the plantains). Service was excellent, too.

Food was pretty good, no real complaints. The main complaint is actually the server herself. Miracle seemed personable offering advice on the menu, regardless that it was unsolicited, but then was pushy and overbearing. She had judgements on everything that we wanted to order, and then in essence belittled your choices if you didn't decide to get what she suggested. Then also I know most of Miami is like that... but tried to go through so quick that you didn't notice that gratuity and a resort fee were added in there. Food was a dime a dozen and wasn't good enough to draw me back to compensate for the service.

When visiting Miami, you hope the food is over the top. When going to a high tourist area such as Miami Beach, the food, ambiance, atmosphere, and experience better have that wow factor that will impress you from start to finish. After walking up and down South Beach all afternoon, my lady and I finally agreed to dine at "Call Me Cuban". Located at 1300 Ocean Drive in the heart of Miami Beach, this place is tucked right next to the Cardozo Hotel and adjacent to 13th St. As with all businesses in this area, parking is virtually nonexistent so it is best to arrive here by foot or rideshare. Or if you're fortunate enough, there are several hotels in close proximity to this place. Even though they've only been opened since 2021, the high amount of positive Yelp reviews made this place a must-try for my lady and I. We arrived during the afternoon of Sunday 3/17/2024 at around 3:35pm in which would be a late-lunch/early-dinner. Since it was a beautiful warm 84°F day, we opted to sit outside where you can get a full view of the park and beach only a couple hundred feet away.If you do plan on dining inside, this place has a dazzling interior including a pink neon sign that reads "Miami Made me do it!", a hot pink piano, colorful lighting, and comfy snakeskin lounge chairs. The entire representation of Cuba is apparent here as everything is presented quite beautifully. Best of all, this place has very generous hours of operation being open Monday-Friday from 9am-11pm and Saturday-Sunday from 9am-12am. This includes several rotating menus including Brunch, Happy Hour, Cocktails, and standard food menu.Since I was starving, I decided on ordering an appetizer of their "Tostones" (crispy fried plantains). My main entrée was their "Vaca Frita" which consisted of caramelized crust angus beef topped with onions, Mojo, Moro, and Maduro. My lady went with their "Guacamole A La Cubana" as her appetizer of choice. This used fresh avocados, jalapeño pico de gallo, and crispy Malanga chips. She opted for their "Pollo Cuban Tacos" which use lemongrass chicken, coriander, and cilantro topped with roasted pineapples, pico de gallo, and guacamole cream. Finally, we opted for a bucket of iced cold Coronas; only $20 for four! Not a bad deal considering you're at the heart of South Beach.As far as my angus beef, it was seasoned and cooked to perfection as the meat was very tender while I could taste the authentic Cuban seasonings. My plantains were also quite delicious as they gave me four very generous pieces that were caramelized to perfection. And the crispy Tostones had an excellent crispiness when dipped in the dressing. Even the Cuban rice w/black beans tasted delicious. I also had a couple bites of her taco and the chicken tasted moist and above average. Our waitress was very friendly and accommodating as she always made sure we were being taken care of.I will say that I was somewhat quite hesitant eating a big meal at South Beach since prices tend to be significantly higher than other parts of Miami. But this place was actually reasonably priced as we were able to stay full throughout the rest of the afternoon. All in all, I am going to give "Call Me Cuban" a perfect and unanimous five-star Yelp review. Excellent food, service, ambiance, and a great overall experience!

One of many tourist options on the main South beach strip. The food was good. Service was also good. We sat outside to people watch. Inside facilities were very clean and nice. I had eggs with pork belly, and bananas.... I wish for breakfast had more of a Cuban flair.

Wait staff was great! Food came out quickly, highly recommend the ropa vieja!! We sat outside because we were drenched from the rain but check out the inside, it has a fun vibe!

Absolutely delightful experience! We were treated to an incredible time. The food? Simply delicious!Every dish was bursting with flavor, leaving us craving more. Despite the bustling atmosphere, the service was exceptional. Our server went above and beyond to ensure our every need was met with a smile. And let's not forget the drinks - generously sized and expertly crafted, they were a true highlight of the evening. As for the atmosphere, it was lively, making for an unforgettable dining experience. Can't wait to return!

Wow, what a find! Call Me Cuban on Ocean Drive in Miami Beach is a must-visit for anyone craving authentic Cuban cuisine with a modern twist. The moment we walked in, we were greeted with a warm and welcoming atmosphere, complete with lively music and colorful decor. Our server was knowledgeable and friendly, helping us navigate the menu and making excellent recommendations. The food was absolutely delicious, with standout dishes like the lechon asado and arroz con pollo. And don't even get me started on the mojitos - perfectly crafted and refreshing! Overall, we had an exceptional dining experience at Call Me Cuban and can't wait to come back. If you're a fan of Cuban food or just looking for a great meal in a fun setting, this place is a must-try!