Waffle House

It's Waffle House. So don't come in here expecting fine dining. You might see a fight you might hear sole screaming but you're definitively going to get some down home cooking! My wife and I were craving breakfast recently so we decided to take the twins here.The serving sizes have not changed over the years still huge! If you get the sweet tea, it's sweet! So I'd suggest going half/half.As far as the food you can never go wrong with any of combos. My go to is the pork chops with over easy eggs and toast with extra crispy hash browns with cheese.My 2nd go to dish is the patty melt.My wife and I usually will also split a waffle. We don't get too many as there's always leftovers already. Service is spotty but just be patient.

Just a Waffle House like any other. The service is always nice and the food is always to Waffle House standards. The parking is a bit sketchy and the hotel behind it is suspicious but the food makes up for it. For an extra treat, your server may serenade you.

If you dug yourself a hole, you probably went to SHOVEL HOUSEIf you want to apologize, get on your knees and GROVEL HOUSEIf you're Tom Hanks, then you're probably at APOLLO HOUSEBut if you want hash browns, come right now to WAFFLE HOUSEIf it's Xmas time then they will decorate, it's BAUBLE HOUSEIn 1985 Chicago it's the Superbowl SHUFFLE HOUSEIf they hire really old baristas then it's FOSSIL HOUSEBut if you want the best Patty Melt, you come to WAFFLE HOUSEIf they try Lebanese-Taiwanese Fusion it's FALAFEL HOUSEIf they do double-size dishes it's F**king COLOSSAL HOUSEAnd if they serve straight liquor to pre-teens then it's UNLAWFUL HOUSEBut if you want the best late night food, then you go to WAFFLE HOUSEIf you're speeding like a motherf**ker then it's THROTTLE HOUSEAnd if you have to stop for gas then please replace the NOZZLE HOUSEAnd if you crash and break your leg, still come here, you can HOBBLE HOUSEBecause there's nothing better than the hash browns here at WAFFLE HOUSEIf you're religious, go to ST JOHN THE APOSTLE HOUSEIf you want a crappy meal, go instead to AWFUL HOUSEIf Barbi and me take you to our workplace then it's BROTHEL HOUSEBut if you want the best patty melt, go to WAFFLE HOUSEIf you're a dictator then we're all going to TOPPLE HOUSEIf you wanna f*** an ugly person try BEER GOGGLE HOUSEAnd if you're drunk and you can't get it up then just give ORAL HOUSEBut if you want the best late night food, go to WAFFLE HOUSE!WHAT!So if you walk like a duck and talk like a duck, then you should go to Waddle House instead.This is an absolutely wonderful Waffle House on every level. They had some of the best service imaginable and were open during the storm. However, they were not very nice to us on the second night when we came back here hoping for some more food, and wouldn't let anybody in even though our part of the city had no power or food, and they did here in Stafford. But I can understand considering the circumstances. Based on that experience I would have given and one star because it was a nightmare. But if I focus just on the first night and how well they treated us, I will give them five stars. However, the third trip will be the Tell-Tale. When the storm hit there was nobody as welcoming and wonderful as these guys honestly. That's why I choose only to review them based on the first night.In any case, I have always been in love with Waffle House Hash Browns. I get them with everything on them - even the Jalapenos, although sometimes not the cheese. Especially the chunks of ham and the chili, so good. They often make me run to the bathroom though. This place makes them as well as any... absolutely spectacular Hash Browns all the way... especially with the onions, ham, chili. And their patty melt, and chicken patty melt - sensational. And don't get me started on that awesome sausage breakfast sandwich.My reviews are full of waffle, and so is Waffle House. Match made in heaven, am I right.

If your Waffle House employee isn't smoking a black n mild in the parking lot when you pull up, just know the food is going to be trash.

My absolute favorite waffle house location. I've looked through some of the lower rated reviews and... It's pretty clear that people don't know the vibe of a waffle house/don't appreciate it. The people are so friendly, the staff is quick, they are always busy but handle it with such efficiency that it would make Chick-fil-A blush. So much so that they actually have somebody who will usually see you during the busy times to facilitate first come first serve tables. Not to mention some of the best bacon I have ever had in my life have come from this WH. I will continue to be a loyal customer and a frequent visitor of this location.

trying places that aren't in cali #2 reminds me of dennyshmMmM hits the spot especially at midnight. we ordered the steak hashbrown with cheese bowl, waffles on the side (because duh waffle house), and hot sausages with toast and sunny side up eggs... saur yommy i was full by the end side note: the marketing decor is so simple and cute like the lights indoors and the logo outside lol there's a jukebox inside too -- great southern hospitality !!

Super yummy!! Waited a bit for a table because of understaffing but nothing crazy at all. Friendly staff as well.

We stopped after visiting Southside Sporting Club and the food was FAST, HOT, and DELICIOUS! The hash browns... the eggs and cheese ... the sausage ... the pumpkin spice pancakes (very sweet). The restaurant was clean as one can be considering the fast pace of meal prepping but they were on top of it all. The service was top tier! The line cooks and servers were super attentive and kind at 2am. They sang with us, vibed, laughed, and just really made our visit enjoyable. One of the best experiences I had in Houston. I'd definitely return. No pics because I smashed my meal. Yummyyyy!

Great: The waffle. Simple and good. They have a few extra toppings options as well.Everything else was just good.

Missing extra waffles and serloin was extra dry, I ordered it medium and it was beyond done and the serloin looked like a beef tortilla. And it's expensive so if I'm paying $74 for a few meals I want everything I paid for