Two Guys Pizzeria
Two Guys Pizzeria
Single Pepperoni Monster Slice
pizza, food
burgers, outside
outside
outside
My lunch special with a drink.
Menu
Dessert / Cake Slices
Outdoor Dining
2 Guys Supreme Pizza Slice
Buffalo Chicken Pizza Halal
Outside
pizza
Takeout Menu
Monster-sized pizza slice
Pepperoni and sausage with red onions in the sauce
inside
They're not kidding. Monster size. Monster good.
Pepperoni + Cheese Slice
Bam
Inside
Jando S.
Apr 25, 2023
The pizza game in Houston is a tough pill to swallow for overall credibility of the food scene and no place epitomizes this more than Two Guys Pizzeria. As one of several pizza spots (#1) in the immediate vicinity, this might seem like a good sign for West U / Med Center pizza lovers. Unfortunately, I can't give them my blessing given how subpar the pizza is and more importantly, the unpleasant service.Med Center Plaza has a number of bizes plugged in and Two Guys is located between Southwell's (#2) and SportsClips Haircuts. On the surface it looks like an ideal casual eatery to come in, enjoy a slice, and chill out. There's outdoor seating and decent number of tables and chairs on the interior. There's always a steady flow of people, but it's never that busy.Normally, I try to grade on a curve when it comes to H-Town pizza. Whenever a place calls themselves a New York pizzeria, I have to grade them on how close they are to the real thing and here's the verdict: This is not New York pizza.And in some ways, it's not even good pizza. Granted the schtick here is their giant slices, but this is hardly comparable to giant slices even in NYC (#2). The pizza here is messy in that the cheese doesn't necessarily hold well, the crust is gummy, and the sauce is very mediocre. I appreciate novelty in many forms, but never with poor execution. I would highly recommend adding peppers and parm to bring it to form, but that's not enough to save this pizza.There's more than just pizza but their calzones, subs, and pizza rolls are not their primary attraction and it shows. The subs are kind of just slapped together and unlike the pizza, is not exactly an abundant combo of fixings. Their pizza rolls and calzones are stuffed quite well, but a semi-salt bomb flavor wise.The service leaves a lot to be desired. I've seen mishaps for pizza toppings or charges in my takeout experiences here but they're usually resolved quickly upon noticing. However the issue is that I've had to check *every* time and more often than not, something is up. The staff behind the counter isn't the warmest, which would be a non-issue if the food was outstanding.One is looking at about $60 for a full giant pie and roughly $25-30 for the others. Slices range from $5-9 and toppings are .75 extra. They have a range of other little things such as auto-gratuity for 4 people or more, no coupons accepted, and 49 cents for credit card usage. __________(#1) It might not look like it, but there might be a half-a-dozen pizzerias in just these 2-3 blocks.(#2) This is how you do it. Exhibit A: https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/koronet-pizza-new-york?select=vimS24S37lbEn-BKpse11Q
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Rene F.
Mar 16, 2024
Stopped by for lunch and loved it . Pizza crust was perfect and the pizza tasted amazing. I'll definitely be back to try other menu items . The staff was very friendly and the restaurant was clean .
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Lindsay J.
Apr 13, 2024
Perfect Pizza! Friendly staff & service. No long waiting time. Anytime I'm in Houston I get my Pizza craving satisfied at Two Guys!
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Brian P.
Jan 22, 2023
A solid, family owned pizza shop near a bunch of hospitals and universities. They have a 30 inch pizza available - usually giant pizzas are a red flag indicating dodgy quality. Not here. Their slices are huge and tasty. I was unaware their slices were giant. I ordered two slices and a soda by myself for lunch, and they sort of raised their eyebrows in surprise. Upon the food arriving at my table, I laughed and asked for a box to take slice 2 back to my hotel. If you're in the area, give this place a try. (Also, yes, I know most people think you should get loads of toppings. I'm a plain cheese guy.) They also had delicious looking desserts, but after the great meal, you'd probably get those for later.
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Thuy P.
Nov 3, 2022
Food was good as usual and the pizza slice is huge.The $10 lunch combo with salad is a good deal for lunch.
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Michael C.
Sep 3, 2023
I came here Friday evening and picked up one slice of Margherita Pizza togo. I hadn't been to this place in many years. I would say since the summer of '98 or up to the fall of '00 when it may have possibly had a slightly different restaurant title, but can't remember for sure. Anyway my humongous slice of Margherita Pizza was awesome, very fresh, thoroughly cooked and very delicious. Imo, it's one of the best margherita pizzas in the Houston area. The crust was toasty, crispy and not overly soft. The cheese was very good and moist with savoriness. The basil, herbs, spices and tomatoes were all very tasty on this pizza with none being raw or burnt, just right. The slice had a somewhat sweet taste with some extra herby or season flavor in the mix almost like an aftertaste. I am very glad I finally made a stop to this cafe after so many years. Two Guys, Solario and Amalfi are my go-to spots for excellent margherita pizzas. Great, friendly service on this visit.
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Tiffany J.
Jul 27, 2023
Saw this place on Pinterest had to come check it out. Slices were huge and ingredients tasted fresh. Would come back again!
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Saar J.
Jan 25, 2024
TL;DR Greasy mediocre food and 0 customer service. Naaaaahhhh this ain't it. Ordered a large university (double pepperoni and double mozzarella) and 12 wings. First of all, the pizza is just a regular pepperoni. No extra slices anywhere. Then, after a 25 minute drive home...I open my wings and I only have 11 wings. So now I'm upset . I call the store to complain. The phone connection is so bad that I can barely hear him. He said he has an issue with his phone. Great. I tell him that I'm missing a wing. He says oh maybe it got stuck in the machine. Ok. So? I paid with card. Just refund me the difference. He said that was impossible. I'd have to drive 25 minutes back to either pick up 1 wing or get refunded 1 wing. Naaahhh. He then doubles down and proceeds to say. It's really not a 12 piece. It's a 10 piece but sometimes we give extra. Then why does it say 12 piece on your website? I take my loss and try 1 of my 11 wings....it tastes like a day old wing that was thrown back in the fryer. GROSS. GREASY. DISGUSTING I can handle bad to mediocre food when the service is amazing. But with bad food and bad service you will never get my business again.
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Nina K.
Dec 9, 2023
This is genuinely the worst pizza I've ever had. I got the lunch combo with a coworker and we both agreed that the pizza had some sort of taco seasoning taste. Maybe cumin. It was very off putting. I rather eat a frozen pizza. You're better off with domino's or something of the sort.
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Anders J.
Dec 13, 2023
best Pizza in Houston, and great service! The food came out fast and we got free cookies as an extra. This is also a unique thing, I've never seen pizza this big.- shine bright like a diamond
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