Snarfburger

Snarfburger is a throwback hamburger stand & a definite place to try! Locally owned & operated by Jimmy (Snarf) Seidel. First came Snarfsandwich in 1996, then Snarfburger in 2013. This funky little place is fast food at its best. The Federal Blvd location offers both Snarfs - two separate restaurants right next to each other. I ordered at the counter & within about five minutes I had my food. (They do have an App to order online as well.) The counter staff greeted me as I came in & were friendly. For seating there is a counter with stools inside & also outdoor tables with umbrellas. Plus, there is small parking lot.I've been to Snarfburger many times & have always had their delicious burgers. Today I wanted to try something a little different...the Fried Bologna Sandwich for $5.10. I know this was an unusual choice but it really was yummy! The bologna was fried to perfection, giving it an almost smoky flavor. However, I do prefer the bologna slices to be thinner. Add to that gooey melted American Cheese, grilled onions, with mustard on toasted white bread. (It was a little disappointing that one of the bread slices was a heel.) To round out my meal I had the Fries - nice & crispy. The portion size was large & sharable. My tasty meal was rich & filling - so satisfying & so affordable too!

To begin, I believe I am within the upper percentile of Snarf's supporters, so I am generally patient with this venture. If you don't want to read a lot, please refer to my attached picture, which was sold to me as a "veggie burger" for like $14. You got me!I will do my best to elaborate.The food here is good, usually, maybe! I can't eat beef, so I really only have their black bean situation to refer to, but it's great sometimes. Lots of char, great toppings, a little greasy but not Wet. I have enjoyed it before a few times, although never without some kind of Incident. One time, the woman working chased me out to the parking lot to tell me they forgot my tomato slice, and carried it out to me in her hands! I thought it was kind of charming, but incredibly weird and a little gross.The fries and tots are good too when you want that kind of food. My best guess is their burgers are also good!I think this place has hit the somewhat common point in the value equation where the quality of food no longer matters because the acquisition experience is so cursed. This location is next door to a Snarf's Sandwiches, technically in the same building, but somehow manages to be like a literal Hell version of the Snarf's atmosphere. I'm saying literal because the place is not ventilated! It is so smoky! It's like those tiny 1 room test houses that firefighters train on, but dirtier somehow. Part of that may be because it is filled with food and grease and has to keep its doors open constantly (because smoke) which open directly next to a dumpster and vermin. Not good!It is nice on a late night, though, on the little benches, yano. Outside in the summer. There is some magic. Eating tots & fries, or a single fry encased in half of a head of lettuce, maybe a milkshake.On the topic of Hell, I have been wondering - how does management decide who works in Snarf's and who has to work in Snarfburger? Is it punishment? If anybody has insider info on this, I really would like to know. I would just ask, but I have actually never been in the restaurant while it was not experiencing some kind of operational crisis.Okay, let's talk about the veggie burger. I was served a single french fry wrapped in what appeared to be the store's entire supply of 'berg - very wet 'berg! The attached picture is actually what was given to me. Was it an error or was somebody being an asshole? Maybe all of the fillings, uh, slipped ..out? There was a bit of onion in it, and like, some crumbs as if it was once assembled. Where did the fry come from (no fries in order). Who knows, but Snarfburger you know where to find me (next door, eating at Snarf's).I don't know what happened - it was a pickup order and didn't see it until I got home. The shear quantity of lettuce actually had it weighing and shaped about right in foil. I'm willing to take a little responsibility on this, because I ordered a veggie burger in a lettuce wrap (an objectively annoying & confusing thing to do). But, hey, don't serve something you think is bad on your menu? The order had a $4 upcharge for avocado and chiles. I mostly was craving tots, and wanted to feel less guilty about eating a ton of tots. Whatever, fuck me I guess.You know, I really think the upcharges should be looked at differently. Give me a veggie burger with all the veggies on it! Leave the cheese off, who cares. Why is cheese never an upcharge, but chiles and white mushrooms are? This is more of an industry criticism, but it really is pretty annoying. I don't think it even reflects a financial reality. I don't know.That's all I got. At the end of the day, it's $14 and an uncle-tier joke. I'm sure I'll be back here for more tots when I'm less miffed, but I cannot recommend.

These burgers are slammin! The guac bacon burger with double patty is a must. The hot island burger and hot dog sandwiches are also really really good! This place is wayyyyyy better than Smashburger.

We finally made our way here to get a burger. My husband has been wanting to try this for years now. I will begin by saying that we have perfected our own home burgers but are on the hunt for the best denver burger out. This is not it.First, the onion rings are a hard no. I actually hated them. They were over breaded and I hated the breading they used. Don't even waste your tastebuds or money on them.The winners of the meal are the fries and shakes. Hard to go wrong here but these were great. I would order them again.Now to the burgers. They are just ok. They aren't terrible but I wouldn't eat one again even if someone else was paying. Overrated, greasy, and you definitely need a double patty at least. A single patty was basically nothing since they overload the burger with toppings. We went with a classic burger with bacon. I ate the whole thing but wouldn't return. It's just not worth it.

Unwrapped the Snarf burger into a ketchup mustard mayonnaise hot sauce flood and a mess!I literally I got it everywhere, while trying to get this burger to a plate where i could manage the huge amount of sauces everywhere!! Had to scrape off the buns, which the bottom soggy completely disintegrated bun was flattened from weight and sogginess. So basically not edible. Tried to put back together after removing the messy sauce everywhere situation.. i was grossed out and had to wash my hands twice just to complete the removing of sauces with paper towels.But had to try and bite into just the burger part, but i bit into a big piece of beef grizzle !! Now 100% not going to eat. I threw it all away, and had to dig out of trash because you wanted photo! The restaurant needs to refund my whole meal, as i threw everything into the trash out of frustration and disgust!Door dash refused to refund me! The restaurant should refund me then.

I got a burger and fries from here delivered. I really enjoyed it! It was priced right, the burger and toppings were very good and the patty was well seasoned. It was exactly the burger that I needed after a day of drinking. No opinion on the service and ambiance but 100% recommend this place. It deserves a higher rating for sure.

If you're looking for something fast and delicious, this is it. Their burgers are about $7 and are a good size and quality for the price. They have gf buns too!!

Guys. Seriously. How the hell are people supposed to order with the music this freaking loud? I had to scream my order like 3 times!?!

I had ordered a burger from them last year. Wasn't impressed but thought I'd try again with a simpler order.I had 1 person in front of me in line. A 3 top already had their food. I ordered the Frings. Several people came in and ordered after me. There were at least 4 people behind the counter. It took at least 15 minutes to get my order. And so much for their huge sign saying -best fries-. I've never had worse. String slices. No salt no flavor and not crunchy. The onion rings (I got 4 with my order) were insanely crunchy, in a good way, but the onion, if you could call it that, was mush. Never again.

The food was amazing! The staff phenomenal! Brianna, Andrea and Trisha made my day while waiting for my burgers with great music and lively energy. When I came it was extreme quiet but I must have brought the rush because immediately after ordering multiple orders came in and the shop was up and hopping. I have been coming here since you've opened and I appreciate the kindness these ladies have and that they truly listen to me when ordering. The music was very pleasant... although I do have hearing aids but I was shaking my tail while waiting for my two burgers. I never need ketchup or napkins and really appreciated Trisha asking if I needed those items because I didn't. I will be back to shake it up with these ladies every Sunday! A forever customer.