Miraloma Club

Miraloma Club is a nice neighborhood bar. So sorry a car crashed through their front window. We are looking forward to going back when they reopen. Good vibes.

Friendly neighborhood bar in a nondescript strip mall in the middle of nowhere, SF. Much nicer than I expected from the exterior.

I'm exhausted of women bartenders picking upOn my bf. If they are with another women who is his gf stay away and find someone who is single. What is the point are you that desperate

This bar sucks. It wasn't one thing, it was everything. 40 something guys that were plastered at 7 pm making your momma and dick jokes, the worst music ever on the juke, bartenders that can't pull pints of Guinness... It is just all bad. Don't get me wrong, I love a dive. But this isn't a dive; it is just depressing. It is like a strip mall bar in suburbia -- often passed by, and when you do stop, you realize why.--------I took a few days off after drafting this review to think about it. And to reflect on what happened there AFTER I wrote what was posted above. Following the setup, we went into the back room to shoot a little pool. The pool table was positioned too close to the wall, so making shots was difficult at best. Chalks were broken nubs. We kept playing, and in this area, the music is even louder. But what came on the juke?2 Live Crew! And not one, but about... 8 songs in a row. That's right, I got to hear a "Me So Horny" remix, "Pop that Pussy" and other classics, one punctuated by the repetition of "Doo doo brown!", which was sung loudly by drunken folks that were of a questionably young age. The Guinness is what killed it. 3 minutes to pour a proper pint (in an Imperial pint glass, mind you), and here it was 20 seconds, a huge head, and the wrong kind of glass. The happy hour beer special with $3.75 imports? Apparently not on Guinness, which I was charged more for. This was just a terrible joint. Not a dive -- just a crappy bar. Avoid.

My local bar with a bunch of locals.. The most ugly spot I know around.... Including new born Karen-bar-tenders and Karen-regulars who seem to have clustered here in desperation or rejection or something.... Just an unsophisticated bar for the daily drunkards. The owners are expats. Hopefully they can get rid of bar tenders who are pretty much taking over while heavily intoxicated during their shifts. They often miss ingredients for basic drinks. Spot to get wasted for no reason and talk stupid -- thats all its all about. Meh.. Me going somewhere more "cultured", which is just across the corner in West Portal or better yet to down town. Nothing to do here.

Came here on Monday evening with a few people for my birthday. As soon as we walked in the Tall older Caucasian bartender(Karen alert) with curlyish hair looks us up and down and with such attitude asks to see our vaccination cards. Which we all had, she must have stared down our cards for like an extra 5 minutes checking the back and front as if it wasn't real. I work in healthcare and my card was very much so legit. My friend asks for a vodka Red Bull. Instead of letting us know they do not carry red bull in a can she took it upon herself to make the drink anyway. My friend takes one sip of it and doesn't like the taste. She asks the bartender what she put in it. She said oh it's Taurine we don't carry red bulls in the can nor does red bull "come out of our hose"'I'm assuming she meant the fountain? Ok well thanks for letting us know ahead of time. Next my brother goes to the ATM as it's cash only. My husband orders a Modelo. My brother comes and sits back down and she hands him a modelo. He said what's this? She says with so much attitude it's a Modelo, he asked for 2 (referring to my husband) my husband corrects her and says no I only asked for 1. She rolls her eyes and asks my brother ok so what do you want to drink then? He orders a mixed drink and she comes back and literally slams it down in front of him. Wow again so rude! 5 minutes later my brother walks over to the juke box about to put some money in to play some songs. I noticed the bartender looks over at him and right away picks up her cell phone and starts to play her own music. We knew right then and there we were not welcome. We quickly finished our drinks and was out of there. She completely put a damper on all of our moods and birthday celebration. She needs to go!! Please find a respectable and hospitable bartender, so you guys can actually get people inside your establishment and you can make money. She is definitely not fit for any customer service type of role and needs to go. It was my birthday so we were ready to spend money. But thanks to her we took our money elsewhere.

When I moved to SF I resolved to go find the nearest bar to my house and become a regular. It didn't take long to discover the Miraloma Club, at which point I then resolved to find the second-nearest bar and become a regular. And I never actually went in here.But now I'm on Yelp, and hey, I need the reviews.So today after work I decide to drop in. The first thing that surprised me was how busy it was for 5:00 on a Tuesday. I can't even get a seat at the bar. Everyone's there, even the guy from the road crew out on Portola, reflective yellow jacket and all. Aside from him though, the clientele could hardly be called blue-collar, except perhaps by someone so acclimated to SF's extreme hipster-yuppieness that they've forgotten what blue-collar really is. In fact, I just might have stumbled onto the hiding place of the mythical "middle class".At any rate, this is a big-time regulars bar. Everyone knew each other's name but me (not that I got any weird looks...this is still San Francisco, after all). It almost seemed like they were going to all rotate shifts behind the bar. It doesn't really hold a lot of value for an outsider like me, *except* that it has a great pool table in the back, so when my old high-school buddies come to visit, a game of pool here would definitely be in order.

This place is a dive and I never felt unsafe though the regulars do weird things like offer you pills to make your hair better.Plenty of space, slightly disappointing beer selection but close proximity to solid food options. With a local game like Giants or warriors can be a fun time. But be at the ready the people are overfriendly.

It seems this place changes every time I visit. They have a juke box, a pool table and its relatively clean Its in an odd spot so I think it's mostly a neighborhood bar I usually pop in to wait for my pizza at the Round Table next door. I can usually find parking in the long lot out front

Wonderful people and bar help is great. It nice neighbor hood bar. Great potlucks on game days.