Kozy Kar

I really think everyone needs to check this place out at least once because it is like no other place. Reminded me of a bar in Williamsburg, very weird and fun. You walk in and theres a water bed to the left, look up and its decorated with playboy pinups as well as the floors. The lights are all red and bras and panties hanging along the bar. Chairs along the bar are car seats and other weird shit. in the back of the place is where you need to go. There are sections for bigger parties. Theres an RV, theres a couple tables inside a covering but the best one is an open jacuzzi that seats about 4 with a table in middle. Grab your drinks and head to the back and laugh at all the weird shit. SO, grabbing the jacuzzi comes with a tv behind you that shows music videos and then cuts to porn for like 15 seconds after like a minute of music. Goes from a Madonna video to some lady suckin away! Pretty funny stuff. Watching peoples faces makes the time.

There was a single roach crawling on my friend while we were having drinks at the bar!!!! We closed our tab immediately and left. Enter at your own risk. The service was great though.

More of a novel place to visit. The strong scent of incense reminded me of a grandmas house. My friends took me to this spot since I'm visiting SF. There's a waterbed seating area by the entrance (looks like the fir shag cover needs to be washed) and a booth area made with old jacuzzi parts. A place with a lot of personality. And disco lights. Posters of naked ladies covers the entire place- floors, walls, tables, everywhere. Boobs and weenies everywhere you look. Definitely not somewhere I'd come back to regularly but it was a fun place to visit. The p*rn on the tvs was shocking lol. Honestly I'd recommend checking out this unique bar but maybe not for everyone.The bathroom door is just a curtain. Btw the bras you see at the bar are donated by the community. I was told you can just offer up yours on the spot if you want!!

My friends and I came here after going to a wine bar on a Saturday night and it was definitely the most unique bar I've been to in SF! It's a super quirky bar with waterbeds and very interesting decor that is definitely not for the faint of heart. It was pretty crowded around 10pm but still not too crowded where you couldn't get around. Overall would recommend for a fun and different atmosphere to grab a drink.

Sad to give a 1 star because I've actually come here multiple times and had a good experience, but this last time I'm pretty sure one of the staff's friends that were the last people in the bar other than us stole my phone. I played the sound to locate my phone when lost, and a noise went off on him and everyone then looked at him. He played it off like his phone was ringing and answered it, but he really just muted the noise because when I was playing the noise after that you couldn't hear anything, but my phone's location was saying it was in the bar. They rushed me to leave because they were closing and wanted to go home, and so we waited out front for all of them to leave to see if my phone's location was updated once they left. After 20 minutes, the friends of the bartenders, who I think stole my phone, walked out, looked at us, and quickly started to jump in a car. However, before they got in the guy asked if anyone wanted to buy molly or cocaine off of him. After that, my phone's location stopped responding, and later, it said it was in a different part of the city. We got the guy's license plate and reported it to the police, but all this to say don't go here. Yes, the staff were nice and let me look for it after they closed, and said to contact their Instagram to see if the cleaners found it the next day BUT their friend was in there the whole time and it was obvious he had my phone after the noise went off on him. Yet no one did anything and they said we had to leave because it wasn't there.

I stopped in with a friend just to spend time together. I ordered a drink then was told to leave they were closing. As we were leaving bartender angrily stated as we were walking out the door we closed you need to hurry up and leave. So rude and unacceptable there were still patrons in the bar. This is not job for him.

I was very pleased at the fast service and tasty drink options at this niche bar in Polk Gulch. The ambiance was perfect to bring my date after we had an amazing dinner at Fiorella up the street (which was also amazing).10/10 would highly recommend. I'm definitely sending all my friends here.

Kozy is a must go in SF!!! The bartenders are awesome and always so much fun! There is great music and it is always so much fun! My personal fav is the hot tub booth!

Rude workers. Bartender looked at my friend in a rude manner ordering an AMF. Workers were also forceful

Never underestimate Kozy Kar.The best bar in sf. It's amazingggggggggggggggggggggggggg