La Telera

I came back to get my usual order of lengua tacos, and sadly they were not the sameNot sure if they changed chef/cooks ? Changed management? Really disappointing because I loved their take on lengua

I ordered 2 gorditas, one of Chicarron Verde, (green pork rinds), their gordita did not contain real "chicharrones" they are your cheap bag chicarron dipped in green sauce which makes the rind soft. Only 1/4 cup of fake chicharron content was in the gordita. The fajita (carne asada) had about 1/3 cup of meat, very very dry and old fajita. Hard to chew, tasted all well with cheese, cream, and lettuce. That's the only reason I gave it a one star. Delicious aguas frescas. Watermelon is the best!

The place is small and very quaint. I had La Cubana and it had milanesa, salchicha, queso and avocado. The torta is served on a telera as original tortas are served. I had some chipotle and some pickled jalapeños with my torta. The place is very clean and the cashier was very friendly. For all my Gringo friends this would be the original Mexican Hoagie!

All the sexy shoes you see, my girl is the WEARERShe's got more curves than the French RIVIERAAll the creepy stalkers, they try to SCARE HERAll the married men, they try to AFFAIR HERIf her name was Cherie, I'd TONY BLAIR HERIf her name was Hulk Hogan, I'd RIC FLAIR HERIf she worked at Moulin Rouge, I'd KHMER HERIf she was Madonna, I'd LIKE A PRAYER HERIf she wants to sit down, I always CHAIR HERIf she was a Tortoise, I'd show up and HARE HERIf she was a Penguin, I would POLAR BEAR HERIf she was a rich kid, I would AU PAIR HERIf we went through customs, I would have to DECLARE HERIf she's my balloon, I'm gonna HOT AIR HERIf she's Manhattan, I'm gonna TIMES SQUARE HERIf she's a stewardess, I'm gonna RYAN AIR HERIf she wanted a new boyfriend, I'd gladly PAIR HERIf she wants a French lover, I will PIERRE HERIf she wants a rich man, I will BILLIONAIRE HERIf she wants a poor man, I will WELFARE HERThe fairest of them all? My girl, there's none FAIRERThere's other pretty girls, but I can't COMPARE HERIf Nair legs are smooth, then her legs are NAIRERAnd I've never seen someone apply so much MASCARAShe makes me bigger than a desert, hot like SAHARAShe got me going down under like I'm CANBERRAIf she's in Nevada, then I'm the SIERRAShe makes me feel lesbo like Tegan and SARAJealous basics say she's broken, well please don't REPAIR HER"Classy" is a bigger lie than the WAR ON TERRORFinding girls is hard, finding good guys is RARERBut if you're really cute & nice, I might let you SHARE HERIf she wants some Godliness, you can LORD'S PRAYER HERWorship at her altar, like Home Depot HARDWARE HERI will see her later, for now you can PREPARE HERBut you give her Cali love, and don't you DELAWARE HERAnyway I hate to be a bad-news BEARERBut it's time to go see my fave food PREPARERIt's the kinda place that should get a visit from FARRAHSo we can do events there, the more the MERRIERBetter Mexican street food? There's none ANYWHERE, UHIf you look online you'll get a 606 ERRORMy girl doesn't want your Tex-Mex crap (SPARE HER)Let's all go for dinner at LA TELERAQUE????!?!?!?!!!111What to get: The Mexican Hot Dog, the DF Torta (or any of them), the Chocoflan, a Guava drink (Guayaba), Tacos, Sopes, or anything you fancy.What not to get: Deported again.First there was the Bronze Era. Then the Iron Era. Then, when Broadway shows began, came the Show Era. (also known as the Shower A, which is what me and my girl do when she's feeling particularly kinky). After the Show Era, came the Tell Era. Which is when we stopped interacting with other humans directly, and started using proxies such as telephones, then cellphones, computers, apps, chat devices, and what not. This place is named after aforementioned "Tell Era." And while the Era has been largely depressing, this place is largely deliciousing.La Telera is unheralded and unrivalled. It is perhaps the best Mexican street food spot I've ever been to. There's a second location way out on Hwy 6 which is also great, but this one is better. Telera is one of the true hidden gems of Houston. Mexican style street food, absolutely delicious. Okay it's not good for you at all. In fact it's incredibly unhealthy. But the Torta DF is wonderful. The tacos are great. And even the - hot dog which is Mexican style - is absolutely delicious. Service is wonderful, especially the two girls that seem to really like me. If you know what I mean. Prices are extremely affordable, and considering it's just next door to Pollo Bravo (Peruvian Chicken), this plaza is absolutely a culinary gem and budget dinner destination. These might be two of the best places you can eat in the whole region. Make sure you give both a try. This is Mexican food that you simply must eat when in Houston. Along with La Bala (Bellaire location) and Tostada Regia (Long Point location), which are two of the best Mexican restaurants in the entire world.Now, since my account keeps having suspicious Log-ins, we'll let "Suspicious Kenny" Loggins finish the review, with his song, "Telera."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nHBBBf6UUsI know something about foodIt's often really badIf you trust the hipsters on YelpYou'll end up with crapIf you want it to beThe very best for youMake you want to eatHere's the thing to doTelera! Snacks! You'll never wanna leave hereTelera! Snacks is what you're gonna eat hereTelera! Telera! Telera! Telera right now!

The place is cute and staff is nice here but the torta I had didn't have a lot of great sazón. However the aguas frescas are Deliciosas recommend the agua de sandía . Price wise it's a bit pricey the torta and agua were close to $14 bucks. If the torta had a better taste it would have been ok.

This place really gives you a Mexican feel. I love their decor. As for food, its good as well. I'm a small eater, so its hard for me to finish what I've ordered since they've packed it up. Which doesn't mean its bad things. I've tried from they tortas to their pozole. I would pass this food, would recommend to try it.

The tortas are the size of a football and amazing! I had the torta with milanesa de pollo, avocado, bean spread, and tomato. My husband had a torta Cubana. We also had a side of fries which was only $2 for a massive serving and it had season salt. Everything was super cheap and really good! I will definitely be going back soon to try the tacos and torta de chilaquiles con pollo!! The salsas were also good. They have the classic creamy green and then they have a chipotle salsa which has a really good flavor. Picosa pero muy sabroso!

Ordené una torta cubana y solo traía una rebana de jamón un pedazo de milanesa y dos salchichas en rebanadas jamás vuelvo a regresar a ese lugar

La Milanesa estaba mal cocinada con mal sal sabor y el empanizado estaba crudo o echado a perder.

I ordered a Jamaica water with my food and it tasted very bad. I told the cashier that i wanted another flavor but they still charged me for both Bad service!Ordene un agua de Jamaica con mi comida y sabia mal. Le dije a la cajera que queria otro sabor y me cobraron las 2! Muy mal servicio!