Heffe

I enjoyed my food and so did my friend with his regular menu nachos. We both didn't enjoy the service here as the guy wasn't having a good day. He served us properly. I also sensed that his kitchen area didn't have AC and it was a hot day when we were dining. I would've preferred more drink options that were made and not bottled only but this setup with the kitchen staff doesn't seem suitable for adding more work without more AC/heat accommodations as applicable. There is only outdoor dining. The Kracken (fried octopus w other stuff) looks cool but I had the Merman- fish w fresh veggies in a burrito.I liked my burrito and it was cooked well unlike a picture I saw where similar looked bad . Maybe that poor soul had a bad cook or if there is only one person, then he was having an off moment. My friend's nachos had grease completely soaked on the bottom of it. So he threw the rest away understandably. There is a company/companies that collect grease from establishments and I believe for free. Not sure if Haffe needs to be a certain size for this or if there are things such as if the company who collects the grease provides containers to store but this sustainable practice is worth looking into.Also, maybe I'll take out next time I am around.

Ehh,, don't really know how to feel about my choices , had the merman taco it had pineapple salsa , avocado Mayo and pickled cabbage , more cabbage than fish , that taco is awful and the fat man burrito is just ok needs more flavor , empanadas with Granny Smith apples , the apples were mush nothing was sweet about it , I'm so disappointed in this place , I really had high hopes . This is straight drunk people food , that will be the only ones who could possibly enjoy this slop. The presentation was good but the food is nasty . They said "tacos that don't suck"I'm here to beg the differ , they do suck & majorly ,I've had food truck tacos that are better , I'm sorry can't see it staying in business too long

When walked up to the window to look order, the cashier was stocking sodas. He ignored us, finished his job, walked away to get rid of the box without a word, and finally came back and asked us what we wanted. We should have left then. The Willie Made It burritos were disgusting mushy. There was no difference between the spicy beef and the waffle fries. It was just one burrito of mush. The guacamole was okay but not worth $16. Won't be back.

Ordered the birria tacos and got a meatball flavored beef in a tortilla smothered in cream sauce. Not edible, went directly into the trash. You're better off going to the taco cart on Frankford for actual tacos.

They make their empanadas in an old shed right on the lot which is a little horrifying but they look quite good lol. Bring cash, wear a coat or sunglasses cos you're sitting outside and be patient, the kitchen does a fine job on their tacos and that fine job takes a while. Not cheap at $6 to 8 per taco, each a single soft corn shell. No veggie taco although there is a veggie burrito. Bring a drink from the Tiki bar next door!I tried the crispy chicken tacos, maybe because it was the first menu item and I couldn't make up my mind? Those shells were absolutely stuffed with meat and ancho mayo, topped with shredded white cheese & a little lettuce, served with a lime wedge. Excellent, $12 with tax, that seemed a little high.

Chips was like chewing on a piece of wood. And the guac was super basic. I think it was just avacado...no cilantro, tomatoes or onions. It tasted old and had some browning spots.A $16 price range for guacamole, you'd think it would be good. Nope.

A cute place for a quick bite the food was OK. Next time check out cause the street. Wok work. .

Friendly service and amazing food... The fat man burrito is huge and my personal favorite!

FANTASIC FOOD!! Authentic and unique as well as reasonable! Picnic benches to hang out and enjoy the town. Highly recommend the Guido Nachos and Fat Man Burrito!! Service was fast and friendly!

I ordered the "Willie make it "burrito because I didn't have breakfast and I was starving! I had a couple bites and that's it. The worst burrito in my life. I'm still here seating outside writing this review. I'm so annoyed I payed $16 for it and told them to keep the change on a $20 bill. When i say the worst it's seriously a low class bottom of the pot burrito everything is mixed up inside you don't even see any beef any beans and waffle fries, you don't see anything except for a whole big chuck of shit mixed up together. I'm never coming here again and of course it was my first time. Shame on the chef for being dishonest I'm pretty sure the chorizo were mixed up also when I ordered without because I don't eat pork.