El Patio

* Food wasn't authentic Mexican food. * Flavor wasn't there at all.* The food wasn't presentable, looked thrown together by a mad scientist.* Haven't been back and don't intend waste my money or recommend this establishment. * You've been warned!* The system is not allowing me to go further unless I added a star. I wouldn't give 1 star, honestly.

I have been eating here for years. It's basic Tex-Mex food with excellent margaritas. I only eat in the club (no minors). I remember back in the day it was so dark in there (no windows) your eyes had to adjust but it's not that way now...maybe because ppl would fall down in the dark. lol! Tables are very close together but the club is the place to be when visiting El Patio. Yes there is better Mexican food in Houston but I love this place!

The food and drinks were amazing! The house margaritas are strong but good. I had the tampiqueña plate and it was delicious. The meat was cooked perfectly and all the sides were so good. Their flour tortillas were also great. Our server was attentive and friendly. We sat in the bar area and it wasn't too crowded on a Monday night. Overall, I had a positive experience here. It's not far from the galleria area and had plenty of parking.

I came here years ago with my friend, E and I and we only got margaritas here and I want to say those ritas were strong AF.It put us out.Good times.Didn't eat here, so this is only because the ritas were good and strong.

Fun for the whole family and delicious too! You have to start with the blue margs. They are perfectly balanced not too sweet but very potent. ( but I'm into that sort of thing so these are A++ in my book) . The chips are perfect, thin and not oily. We shared the chicken fajitas and a chicken verde enchilada. Great enchilada and loved the verde sauce. I liked the fajitas. They came out good and sizzilin hot! Make sure to tip the performers they are great talented guys and have a variety of songs perfected.

So my husband and I were at petland across the street and decided to go grab drinks here because we saw they have drink specials from 11-6 on the weekends. There is a restaurant side and a "bar" side, so we go to the bar side. We sit down and look at the drink menu and we each order a drink. The waitress asks for our IDs and WALKS AWAY WITH THEM ...a man comes back and says some "machine" isnt working or accepting our IDs so they cant serve us. So i ask "what yall dont take TN IDs here??" I understand we look young, but this is lowkey profiling because there is nothing that would implicate our IDs are fake. Idk if its because our addresses are different on them (we've only been married 2 years as of Aug 25, 2023), idk if it's because our birthdays are so close (they're 11 days apart in the beginning of Aug) but either way the excuse was bullshit, and there is truthfully no real reason why they wouldn't serve us. We are 29 years old ‍ . At least we saved money and know not to go back. 0/10 #WouldntRecommend

Armando's service was spectacular!! Thank you so much for the great hospitality. The food was excellent. I recommend getting the guacamole. It's very different than other restaurants because you get to choose what toppings to put in. My soda was always refilled and never empty. Will be back with other friends.

This is a cute restaurant. I sat on the patio with 3 other people on Wednesday around 6-630 & received great service. Armando was our server & was excellent!! Our drinks were always refilled, the beef tasted great and was just an overall good experience. Will be returning.

Club No Minor is just filled with 45+ trying to get away from the screaming kids!!!!Thankfully then do t let the kids in!!

I ordered the beef enchiladas, the beef and enchilada sauce had not taste. I don't see how people eat the food they serve especially tasteless.Margaritas were not good either small glass non happy hour was $10.00. Want your money's worth, try Los Tios, happy hour till 7 and the food is great. Never coming back here.