a skeleton with a hat and a green top hat
a can of beer on a table
you are not my father written on a blackboard
Trashed dance party! (electro/indie/disco/dance) every third saturday at Boondocks
Haters Make Us FAMOUS (every second & last thursday at Boondocks) indie/electro/disco/ house/party jams
Trashed dance party! (electro/indie/disco/dance) every third saturday at Boondocks
Haters Make Us FAMOUS (every second & last thursday at Boondocks) indie/electro/disco/dutch house/party jams
Leprechaun only $2.50 on Sundays. You cannot beat that!!
$1.50 PBRs. Wha?
DJ Spinner
All I wanna do is Bang Screw ... #HTX #TexasGirls #HoustonNoLimits
We've never been to Boondocks, but my wife really wants to see these guys, Bixel Boys.
interior
Finding this place has been a real Boon to the workers at the Docks
Restroom.
Good timez
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Good drinks good price
In need of a good ol fashion
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Claire L.
Apr 22, 2022
i was trying to check out new bars i have never been and i'm glad i decided to give this place a try. the place looks like it would be perfect for haunted house because i felt like halloween came early. the entrance is in the back and when you walk in, you feel like you were invited in this secret club. thursday around 9pm there were some crowd but not too busy. i liked the bar area more than the tables because those areas were way too dark. they have patio seating and upstairs however upstairs seemed to be closed. overall i do think it's a chill spot to hangout. they also had this machine and apparently it's a jukebox. it was cool because i've never seen one in my life!
Read MoreKristina Z.
Jun 2, 2021
The best toilet seats I have ever hovered over. Ended up being curious and sat down and 10/10 super comfy. Curved to perfection.
Read MoreJordan W.
Apr 6, 2019
This bar came on my list when I was hopping around in the Montrose area. It's sort of hidden behind another restaurant, but you won't miss it once you hear the loud music. The bar downstairs isn't that huge, only seating about 10 or so people. Upstairs is a totally different story.I had the margarita on the rocks with salt. It comes in a glass for water, but it had the nice limy juice taste to it. I always love to see how different places make their margaritas, and this one was one of the best. There are also different drinks available upon request. There is a dance hall upstairs, where they have a DJ, and everyone knows how to have a good time. It isn't very bright in the place, but the strobe lights make it seem like a party. I would recommend this place to a big people group, just for the sake of enjoyment on a busy Friday night.
Read MoreFarrah A.
Nov 29, 2008
"Boondocks" is a somewhat funny name for a bar that's in the heart of the city--Montrose. But I love it. I grew up in the boonies, so I like telling friends to meet me in "the boonies" and kinda meaning it.When the owner Shawn B mapped out his first bar, he took his favorite bits and pieces from his favored bars and morphed 'em all together: great jukebox that plays everything from Tupac to Loretta Lynn, cheap beer ($1.50 PBRs any day of the week and a killer Sunday happy hour), a dj booth that plays vinyl, a Pac-Man table, and a photo booth. Yes, a photo booth. Snap some pics with that hottie hipster chick you met five minutes ago as proof to your homies that you still got game.I only knocked off a star because it takes quite a while to get a drink from the bar (I *really* think the barstaff doesn't like me--and I'm a HUGE tipper), and the ladies restroom could use another stall. That line is too damn long. Always.
Read MoreMark W.
Jun 14, 2016
Boondocks is really more of a bar and hangout place than a dance club and music venue as majority of the customers are there for drinks and hanging out on the patio for some great social time. I mean, whenever Boondocks throw a 90s dance party or any other dance music is playing upstairs, people do go and dance but most of the time people are there to chill, drink, and socialize. I do like the Sunday karaoke where you get to perform on the stage and people would go crazy on great performances.The drinks are good price as it's still close to the dive-y price along with the dive-y service. But the best part is definitely the crowd. On a recent trip here, I was just sitting out on the patio by myself and a guy sat next to me to start a conversation and it turns out we were from the same hood' (Alief!) and we talked about some of the things only we would have experienced. From there I was able to meet his sibling and had a shot with them. Another time is when I was here for the Sunday karaoke, I did one of 90s rap song so well that one of the girl in the crowd started to twerk on me and 'making it rain' dollar bills on me. Yes, I can't believe I actually got paid for doing bad karaoke.I haven't had a bad time here at all whenever my friends and I want to go to Boondocks. The only sticky thing is the parking. Then again, this goes for all the bars in the same area but for new comers, it may be a bit difficult to find free parking without needing to park in the neighborhood behind the bar area or get ticketed for parking on the wrong block.
Read MorePatty C.
Aug 8, 2017
Definitely not my favorite place, but for cheap drinks and a very casual crowd, it's not bad stop.A small bar with an upstairs dance floor, this bar caters to a casual young twenties crowd. Mix drinks are stiff and the house liquors taste like swill, but they will get ya there. Upstairs is very low lit with limited booth seating, but the DJ is pumping out the beats. The upstairs bar is a better bet on a crowded night. Just don't expect to hear your friends over the music. The outdoor patio is an added bonus, but that's about it. There's really no aspect of the bar that is particularly awesome to me.
Read MoreArie M.
Feb 27, 2012
I was here a couple of years ago for something where they had a special event (not quite remembering what - Halloween or a Streetfest of some sort) and it was very crowded and not fun at all. I figured things have changed and I was with friends so why not...I really can't find anything fun about it to be honest. They have a small patio that is full of smokers to the point where you can't breath. Inside is dingy and loud. The bathroom is dirty and for some reason the door to the men's room was wide open so everybody could see you doing your business. The only saving grace was that around 11 on the night I was there, DJ spinner was um, spinning and even though I'm not a fan of hip hop, he was pretty good....right until the time the po po shut them down. Still not sure what that was about, but things were getting kind of tense so we went across the street to Etro and I discovered the Killers are now considered Retro music and felt really old. Interesting night.
Read MoreGiovanna Z.
Mar 16, 2019
best place I've been to in a while! Love the atmosphere and the well made cocktails! these guys really know what they're doing! thankful for a sophisticated and home-vibed bar! The manager Dave is the sweetest human and his wife Sara is a total babe who always ALWAYS treats you like a king/queen! also the bar tender dom is always so attentive and quick! Brexton is a doll and is always making sure drinks are served quickly and perfectly! not the mention the door guys Brennan and Corey, they always greet with so much love and respect; i can see why they would be placed in the front! When you get greeted by these boys, it makes you want to stay for longer than planned! only complaint that i have is with the bar tender josh trotter (i think that's how you spell his name) he is always so rude and inattentive. He clearly hates his job and honestly should do something that makes him happy because his sour attitude is always the only downside to boondocks. Every time I'm there i hear people complaining about him, every single time. i cannot imagine working with someone so rude. It's clear that even his co-workers get mistreated by him. Who hired the guy???Side note! What charming workers, thankful for people that love their job and make the atmosphere that much more welcoming! thanks boondocks for easily being one of the best bars to come to!
Read MoreFox E.
Oct 4, 2020
I thought this place would be out in the Boondocks but it's actually in a popular area.It's a really interesting club located on Westheimer in the heart of the gay and hipster district and very close to my house. It has great decor and it's beautiful.Drinks are a little overpriced and I wasn't impressed by them, but the service was okay and the extra star comes from both the decor and the excellent choice in music, which is unlike what you'll hear at any of the other clubs such as in Midtown and Washington.
Read MoreVlad V.
Jul 10, 2019
I've been to Boondocks three or four times and I'm finally getting around to providing them with the praise they deserve. Boondocks is a dive bar/club with a Hipster vibe located in Montrose. It's right across the street from Anvil and adjacent to Stone's Throw. Your best bet is finding street parking. Make sure not to park in the church parking lot behind the bar. I had a friend who's car got towed!Boondocks is a great spot to end the night. They have a patio with some picnic table seating. As you walk in, the bar section is on the first floor. They have affordable drinks, especially compared to the other bars in the area. Service has always been good too. Once you're ready, make your way up to the second level. I've only been on weekends so I can't speak for weekdays, but on the second level, you'll find a dance floor and a DJ. On my most recent visit, I was there on a Friday. The DJ was playing a mix of rap, Latin, and oldies. Compared to your typical upscale club, you don't have to wear a nice shirt and pants to get in. Nor do you have to wait in line. At Boondocks, you can shake your tush, twerk, and the whole nine yards in shorts and a t-shirt. I like that. Boondocks is a great place to end the night.
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