Captain Cookie and the Milk Man

Quick stop to pick up some cookies from too good to go. I was not aware it was in a food hall. There were a couple other businesses there but I only got cookies.

Good Day Good People!! There is this cookie spot called Captain Cookie that I've already STAMPED!! They have a new brick n mortar in Virginia. I got invited, I went, and my DOPE co-workers @theskinnifoodwhore AND @typicalblaqueen were there...FOLLOW THEM!!.Where I am: @captiancookiedc.Location Reviewed: 2200 Clarendon Blvd., Arlington V.A..Menu Includes:Chocolate Chip, Oatmeal Raisin, Snickerdoodle, Double Chocolate, Peanut Butter, Ginger, Vegan Chocolate Chip, & Funfetti Cookies. Cookie Dough, Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, Salted Caramel, Coffee Ice Creams, & Milkshakes, Milk, Soda Floats & MORE!!.Items Reviewed:Their Ice Cream Sandwich (with chocolate chip cookies, Oreo, & salted caramel ice cream $7). STAMP!! Creamy ice cream with a distinctive taste, and warm delicious cookies...WINNING!!Their Cookies (one of each cookie aforementioned $2 each, 9 for 1/2 dozen, or 13 for $18). STAMP every last one of these jonts!! Soft, sweet, & huge!!Their Edible Cookie Dough (Funfetti $4). STAMP!! Not to be confused with T.H.C edibles, their cookie dough is sweet, & scrumptious!!.Customer Service: On Point .Online Navigation: Easy .Parking: Rough.Music: NorthEast Groovers- YouTube-NEG Pocket (Smoke Solo).Recommendations: Every last cookie was STAMPED!! Get that cookie dough too!!5 Stars=STAMP4 1/2 Stars=LIKE THAT4 Stars=DELICIOUS3 Stars=DECENT 2 Stars=PASS1 Star=NAH#Bigschlimsreviews

First of all, I'd like to address how awesome the name of the establishment is, gave us all a good chuckle! I got an ice cream sandwich, peanut butter cookies and cookie dough ice cream. As well as a small tub of the salted caramel edible cookie dough. Both were pretty good, I enjoyed the cookie dough more than the ice cream sandwich. It wasn't anything exceptional, but it's still a nice place with a cute location to stop for a snack!

After my last review, the manager instantly reached out and offered me a refund and another 6 cookies. It was really friendly and I appreciated it a lot. I decided this time to try 4 other flavor of cookies with my roommates, however, it is sad to say we were let down. I feel like this location is not a reflection of Captain Cookies as I know they can do better.Ginger-Molasses- This one was the best out of the bunch. The flavor of the spices were prominent and balances well between crispy and chewy. Would get again. Very high 4/5. Pumpkin walnut cookie of the day- My roommate described this as playdough. You can taste the pumpkin but the walnut was the only thing that felt real about it. It is a mix between a muffin and a cookie but this was inedible and I did not go in for a second bite. 1/5Snickerdoodle cookie-I liked the flavor of this cookie. It had a good amount of cinnamon but the texture was off like it had been sitting out for a while. 2/5Peanut butter- I can't tell what it was but some ingredient in there was off or rotten. The texture was dry and crumbly which is just abnormal for peanut butter and it didn't have enough of the peanut butter in it. 1/5. The staff were really nice and it feels bad to have to review it like this again but I think they may need to reasses their cookies. I'd recommend maybe the Eastern Market location because they seemed to taste better when I went there...

These cookies are SO GOOD and way less expensive than really any cookies elsewhere in the city.They are soft, big, chewy. They also do ice cream sandwiches and milkshakes. I usually get them there but have gotten them and an ice cream sandwich delivered once and it was just as tasty.

Eh.I wanted cookies and saw this place had a variety so I decided to get a half dozen order to try them out. I ordered online and the next available time they had for pickup was 2 hours later. I went about a half hour early to get them and they all were ready but not packaged. I thought that was odd for an order that was already paid for but what do I know.I, literally, pinched one tiny piece from each just to see what was what.The Order(1) Chocolate Chip: the best one in the box and the chips, specifically, helped make it work. That's not saying much because I'm not a huge fan of chocolate. (1) Double Chocolate Chip: the worst one in the bunch, to me. It tasted dry. Yes, it tasted what I think "dry" would be like if it were a flavor.(1) Oatmeal Raisin: I think this was ok. The major problem with that statement is the fact that OR is my favorite cookie flavor and I can't recollect the bite experience.(2) Peanut Butter: this was very disappointing. PB is up there with OR for me so I was excited. It wasn't peanut buttery enough for me and it didn't seem fully baked. (1) Snickerdoodle: the sugar sprinkled on top was good. I'm not a fan of milk but maybe that's what makes these cookies taste better. I tossed them so I guess I'll never know.

Yum, yum, yummy yum yum. One of my good friends lives just a few blocks from this Captain Cookie location inside of Tastemakers, and I envy her. However, it is probably better for my waistline that I have to drive across town to enjoy this deliciousness. If you don't know, at Captain Cookie you can get: 1) cookies (my favorite in all of DC)2) ice cream (Trickling Springs!!!)3) Ice cream sandwichesUnless you aren't really hungry, then the only correct thing to order here is an ice cream sandwich. For $6, you get two fresh cookies (regular chocolate chip is hands down the best) with a very generous scoop of ice cream. You can even split your ice cream between a couple of flavors! (This makes splitting one much more palatable idea to my children who often want different flavors). I've only ever eaten one ice cream sandwich solo before and this is definitely something meant to share. Grab a punch card while you are here - buy ten cookies, get one free!

You have GOT to come here and try their cookies...easily the best in DC! It's tucked away in a pseudo residential area but worth the trip. The cookies are SO fresh and delicious . Service is friendly. I've come here multiple times and will be back for more before Christmas hits...it's that good!! Bought a bakers dozen...ate half before nightfall. Took a picture before they all were gone.

I literally just came from ten minutes ago and seen a huge rat run across the floor and the employee had the audacity to to make a comment saying "have you never seen a rat before" like was in the wrong . I just brought my ice cream and left I felt like I had no other choice . If you come at night, you'll see exactly what seen with the rats issue.

Nasty nasty nasty I'm all about supporting small businesses and eating good food so I decided to try this captain cookie place after passing by this building on my way to my children's school and what a big fail I must say my son and I brought a half a dozen of cookies 2funfetti 1 oatmeal 1 chocolate chip 2 snickerdoodles and all of them were oddly shaped and the taste was gross I shared them with my children and they said they were gross too so it wasn't just my taste buds but it's the recipe that need to be changed I wouldn't recommend these cookies to anyone not even my dog