The vegan arepas are delicious. There isn't really a vegan arepa on the menu but there are vegetarian ones so ordering could be easy. That wasn't quite the case. I don't know what happened between the time the photos posted here were snapped and my visit but the menu looks different and the arepa wrapper is plain white paper. There is no writing on the wrapper at all. So no one, no vegan at least, is being set up for a successful order here and this also leaves the person behind the register in a more awkward position than they need be. For example, when we ordered two arepas from the menu, the two that looked vegetarian and most easily veganable, and tried to explain we didn't want the cheese, that we were vegan, a lot of questions came from behind the counter and then from us, and then from them, and back to us, etc.... Denoting a vegan/vegetarian item would reduce the amount of time per order (a plus for restaurants, no?), help ensure clarity on both ends, and that the orderer receives what they meant to order. There are a lot of things listed on the arepas menu, many of which may or may not come with a meat juice base or stock, cow boob juice butter, etc., or not- depending on the place. Denoting vegan, vegetarian next to items on the menu would help a lot. So after clearing up what was vegan and available to sub into an arepa (though no information was volunteered, each item needed questioning from us when ordering), the person behind the counter asked us if "you want real mushrooms?" So now we get to figure out what was meant by "real" mushrooms! That was weird. Like, was the question 'do you want mushrooms or magic mushrooms' because yes and yes please! I'm down to clown of a Wednesday afternoon! Sure I drove but I can handle my $h!+ and ordered a Lyft, no problem! Or are "real mushrooms" cooked in meat juice or cow boob juice? After asking we didn't really get any clarity. I asked if they were cooked in or with any beef, chicken, pork, or fish, they weren't. I asked if they were cooked with cow boob juice or cow boob juice products, they weren't. I asked "they are just mushrooms right? They aren't animals, right? They aren't made from animals, right?" They were not. I said "these mushrooms are not animals, they are a fungus, right?" The answer was "well I'm vegetarian so I don't know." What? Like, wwwwwwwhhhhhaaaaatttt? I'm vegan and I know what a steak is. I'm United Statesian and I know what bonito flakes are. I'm a he/him and I know that Sure is strong enough for me but is made for she/hers. I am 1/2 of a DINK household and I know how to change a diaper, even though I have never (good lords willin' & the crick don't rise) touched one while it was on a living creature. coitus, I bet I could even point out all of these things in a line up. So, short story long, we never were able to get to the bottom of what was meant by a "real" mushroom (where are those damn meddling kids when one needs them?!) or even if this joint had fake, or unreal, or imaginary, or like fourth dimensional, or square root of negative one mushrooms because, at this point, we'd been having the back and forth for quite a spell. I didn't end up having a special grin or seeing any geometry after lunch but I didn't end up with any GI issues either so let's call it a wash. Again, the arepas were fantastic. I do wish it was easier to order and/or look at the menu and determine what was vegan (or vegetarian, or...). The place is great, just plan on taking notes, doing some bullet pointing, generating an essential question, formulating a hypothesis, testing that hypothesis, iterating, testing again, rinse and repeat, until one has solved for X or the itis takes hold. Strap on dear reader, you're in for an adventure!And the tea is southern style sweet tea, again not listed anywhere on the menu that the 'beetus comes free with each order of tea. I love the food hall this place is in and I R E A L L Y want to give more stars. I really, really, really want to give this place more stars. But the amount of words exchanged without a clear answer is not ideal.Five stars to the food hall though. The space this joint is in is rad as hail.
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