The Scheming Cookie

GF Snickerdaddy with XND Protein

12g protein

GF Cowboy Jack w/ XND Protein

GF Uncle Chuck w/XND Protein

GF Lady's Man w/ XND Protein

XND Create Your Own Cookie / 12-20g Protein

Our Scheming family of cookies isnt doing it for you? Ok, go ahead and come up with your own crazy creation.

XND Uncle Chuck, The OG Chocolate Chip / 12g Protein

12g Protein! Uncle Chuck embodies the true spirit of the chocolate chip cookie, a symbol of American greatness. With a crispy exterior that echoes the crackling of fireworks, his gooey interior represents the melting pot of flavors that unite us all.

XND Chad the Gym Bro, Peanut Butter Cup / 20g Protein

20g Protein! Bro, check it out: Chad's got a solid peanut butter foundation, stacked with epic Peanut Butter Cup and Reese's Pieces gains.

XND Birthday B, The Birthday Cake Cookie /12g Protein

12g Protein! Birthday B, the audacious rebel, boasts a relentless birthday cake essence infused with an anarchic explosion of sprinkles and confetti chips.

XND Ladys Man, The Cookies n Cream / 12g Protein

12g Protein! The legendary Lady's Man, oh yeah! Packed with tantalizing Oreo cookie chunks and an irresistible wave of Cookies 'n Cream bar running all the way through. Trust me, this one's a winner.

XND Russell, The Snickerdoodle aka The SnickerDaddy / 15g Protein

15g Protein! The ultimate snickerdaddy champion! This cookie is a cinnamon-sugar sensation that'll make your taste buds do a funky little dance. It's like a party in your mouth, and everyone's invited!

XND Cowboy Jack, The Cowboy Cookie / 12g Protein

12g Protein! Y'see here, pardner, ol' Cowboy Jack, he's got himself a mighty fine oatmeal cookie base, packed with pecans, coconut, and a touch of cinnamon.

Create Your Own Cookie

Our Scheming family of cookies isnt doing it for you? Ok, go ahead and come up with your own crazy creation.

The Cookie Cup

Its a cup of cookies! Pour milk over them or not. They're are delicious either way.

Uncle Chuck, The OG Chocolate Chip

Uncle Chuck embodies the true spirit of the chocolate chip cookie, a symbol of American greatness. With a crispy exterior that echoes the crackling of fireworks, his gooey interior represents the melting pot of flavors that unite us all.

Chad the Gym Bro, Peanut Butter Cup

Bro, check it out: Chad's got a solid peanut butter foundation, stacked with epic Peanut Butter Cup and Reese's Pieces gains.

Ladys Man, The Cookies n Cream

The legendary Lady's Man, oh yeah! Packed with tantalizing Oreo cookie chunks and an irresistible wave of Cookies 'n Cream bar running all the way through. Trust me, this one's a winner.

Birthday B, The Birthday Cake Cookie

Birthday B, the audacious rebel, boasts a relentless birthday cake essence infused with an anarchic explosion of sprinkles and confetti chips.

Russell, The Snickerdoodle aka The SnickerDaddy

The ultimate snickerdaddy champion! This cookie is a cinnamon-sugar sensation that'll make your taste buds do a funky little dance. It's like a party in your mouth, and everyone's invited!

Cowboy Jack, The Cowboy Cookie

Y'see here, pardner, ol' Cowboy Jack, he's got himself a mighty fine oatmeal cookie base, packed with pecans, coconut, and a touch of cinnamon.

Chelsea the Gym Girl, Chocolate Peanut Butter Filled Cookie

Meet Chelsea the Gym Girl cookie a powerhouse of flavor and strength! Picture this: a rich chocolate base, crammed with chunks of Reese's cups and Reese's Pieces for that extra crunch and nutty goodness. But that's not all Chelsea's got a peanut butter filling oozing out, just like her confidence at the gym. With a personality as laid back as her flavor profile, Chelsea can squat impressive weights and is as thick as that indulgent peanut butter filling. She's the ultimate treat for those who hustle hard and savor every moment.

Shamrock Farms Whole Milk 12oz

12g Protein

Shamrock Farms Low-fat Chocolate Milk 12oz

16g Protein

Liquid Death Mango Chainsaw

These ruthless tallboys of flavored sparkling water are armed with agave nectar and merciless flavor to refresh your body and murder your thirst.Premium flavored sparkling waterLightly sweetened with agave for more brutal flavorInfinitely recyclable aluminum cans

Liquid Death Mountain Water

Liquid Death Mountain Water comes from a deep underground mountain source protected by a few hundred feet of stone and contains naturally occurring minerals (aka electrolytes) that arent just good for your body, they will murder your thirst. Instantly.100% Mountain WaterSourced from beneath hundreds of feet of stoneNatural Minerals & ElectrolytesInfinitely recyclable aluminum cans