Martini Ranch
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Stacy's Kitchen
Stacy's Kitchen
Cocktails
a chalkboard wall with neon signs
Cool tip jars
a painting of the simpsons with a flower
a close up of a glass of wine
Pimp juice shots, landshark, and red apple beers
a pinata shaped like a tiki
EVERYDAY
two men sitting at a table
a close up of a martini glass
a sign with a dog on it
interior
interior
Gina E.
Feb 1, 2025
This bar is very welcoming to all! Great place to select your own vibe/tunes from the jukebox. Go to shoot some pool or throw some darts with your friends! Bartenders are always so friendly and cater to everyone. They will not ignore you and only cater to their regulars like some other bars do so you'll always be able to get a drink quickly I promise!! Pop in and enjoy some home cooked meal tastes by "Stacy's Kitchen"!... also the bar has several TVs including two huge projector screens perfect for your favorite basketball or football games!
Read MoreJames G.
Jul 6, 2019
I'm surprised more people don't frequent this establishment. Good bar drink prices. Friendly bartender. The inside is super huge and they have a back patio bar. This is one of my go to places to relax and have a drink.
Read MoreHeather H.
Dec 12, 2010
Writing a review since I couldn't find much on this place! Besides the Facebook/Myspace pages I found below, I didn't really know what to expect. When you drive up it kind of looks like a dive, a square, cement building with no windows. Parking in the front and back.I went to see a friend's band play and they sounded incredible there! I loved Martini Ranch's dart boards (had at least 5, plastic tip, .50 per person for Cricket which is a good deal...)Another FUN fact - there's a photo booth at the place! I think that makes it fun for everyone and worth the visit. I went on a Saturday night and it was not packed at all...however I hear that this is uncommon because the last time the band played there it was super packed! Drinks are cheap, bough a large draft dos equis, red bull and vodka, vodka tonic, and 2 bud lights for $16.It gets smokey fast. And I think they had a crockpot on the side for hot dogs w/ all the trimmings...but I didn't investigate.*If you're going south on West from 410, it'll come up quickly on your left...Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Martini-Ranch/28919084994Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/samartiniranch
Read MoreJosh D.
Jul 9, 2012
Nice little genuine bar! Reminds me of the bars back home in Chicago. The people seem to have little discipline for the jukebox, hearing everything from death metal to that Gotye song. I dig the painted ceiling panels. Nice place to go to after the comedy club.A couple gripes: the parking up front requires you to pull up in rows directly behind other cars. If someone wants to leave and you're parked behind them, they call you up and tell you to move your car. Not very intuitive. Also, clean your tap lines, people! My beer had some sediment in it and a friend's beer was from lines that haven't been cleaned in a while.Also, Sunday is $1 pint night!
Read MoreSarah K.
May 15, 2016
A dive that didn't quite understand what a dry and dirty martini was. This is a beer and liquor joint.
Read MoreFawn G.
Dec 12, 2011
Martini Ranch is hooked up. There is great parking with a ton of stuff going on inside! I suppose every night is different with bands, dart competitions, fundraisers, BBQs, you name it, something cool is happening here. I enjoy the horse shoe bar design as well as a front porch and back porch for smokers. There were plenty of interesting people to watch, so I will definitely come back to scout them out in the future.
Read MoreDann K.
Mar 21, 2015
Five stars? Why you ask, because it's a 5 star dive bar!!! Now if it was trying to be in the hip posh trendy category it would receive less stars but i rate on category relavance. This is a cool not so little divey neighborhood bar. Cool art work on the walls and ceiling, innovative shots, and great drink specials ($2 wells and domestics during happy hour). Also, the clientele is wide varying, but everyone is super cool.
Read MoreCindy C.
Jun 23, 2015
Great bar! Great staff! Great owner! Laid back, easy going...fun place. Great place to go hang with your friends.
Read MoreJasmine B.
Feb 9, 2022
Good drinks, love the lumpia. The shot specials are good tooo. Poker nights are the best
Read MorePaola M.
Jan 19, 2012
Recently moved back to this side of town. I love going to this bar, is neighborhood bar with people from near by you are bound to run into familiar places. I love the vibe of it, is casual and I always have a good time. One of the bartenders always remembers me and my relational partner, mostly by what he and I drink. Wed. night is fun and Sat it seems to get packed. It is a fun place to hang out with your friends or with a date...for a casual night.
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