a red neon sign on a brick building
a close up of a pinball machine
a bar with several televisions
the neon sign for the restaurant
drink
Northeast and the east side come together. Blackberry brandy and a Hamm's
Bar
White Russian
A drink
drink
two glasses of beer on a bar
Boom!
interior
interior
Pool table. No frills.
interior
Pitcher of Hamm's
Always thought this place was closed
Steve T.
Dec 10, 2024
Hey. What can I say, I love this place. It's walking distance. Drinks are cheap. You know what you're gonna get. Just don't be an asshole. Also, they offer Heggie's Pizza. I've gone in, ordered a beer, maybe played some pinball and get one of these to go cause they can slide it in a bag old school style. And sadly, Heggie's, made in a good oven, is probably gonna be better then what you are going to get at some of the places around. Wanna watch a game? Shoot pool? Darts? Pinball? Chill and just hang out? Ted's has it all. Just don't be an asshole.
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Jessica S.
Apr 13, 2024
Cute dive bar friendly service great prices. Old school style bar that I remember my parents bringing me to as a kid pizzas and snacks available
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Karen L.
Oct 1, 2023
It's a dive bar. If you time it right you can bring in food from Keys or Snuffys (whatever it's called now) to eat with your cheap drinks. Cash only. Had some messy, fun nights here. Lock your car.
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Aaron K.
Aug 22, 2019
Oh such a lovely place in its stark simplicity. A small bar with a pool table and darts, it prentends not to be anything more than it is. Honest and completely transparent. Bring cash, because it's a simple pay as you order.
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Chewy C.
Mar 5, 2012
I thought this place was abandoned for years. Finally stopped in and it was really homey. Dark and dank, even for noon, the place had a much older crowd, but they were the quiet, content sort that this world needs more of. Not the bitchy, loud people I encountered at other local, cheap drinkeries this early in the day. Seems like a great place to work off a hangover, or forget your grankids' names. The tile floor is beautiful.
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Joey D.
May 25, 2019
Met Big Time Tommy. Got my ass kicked at pool. Bikers came. Left Drunk. Good bar. Don't serve rolling rock. Vegan menu
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Stephen M.
Nov 9, 2019
Great dive bar. Looks closed but plenty of activity I inside. Pool table, cash only I believe but drinks are priced well. Highly recommended dive bar
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Evan W.
Oct 27, 2024
Total dive bar and stunk like a urinal. Service was ok but it was hard to enjoy anything with the smell.
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Quinn O.
Sep 1, 2022
Ted's is incredible. Chris is a world class bartender. This is a hidden gem of St. Paul
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Matt M.
Sep 3, 2021
Love this place bc it's open late and all the people are the shit. Quinn the bartender is the best dude around. Pool and pinball and touch tunes. Been many nights and every different night there's a different vibe. Hole in the wall beauty of a bar
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