Siam Patio Thai Cuisine

Everything here is fantastic!!! Highly suggest the pineapple fried rice (we get shrimp on ours), the walking drunken noodles (crispy pork belly!!!), and the papaya salad is a monster! Be prepared to share it with friends. Get it mild. Spicy but incredible! We eat here now once a week! 5 stars!

This little spot may look like a hole in the wall, but it was quite busy when I stopped by in the evening. This could've been why my service was slower. I ordered the Khao Soi and Moo Ping (pork skewers). While not the best I've had, both were still tasty with great flavors. However, the Moo Ping didn't quite remind me of authentic Thai pork skewers, and the dipping sauce leaned too much on the sour side, lacking the traditional taste of pungent fish sauce and sweetness. This could be a twist tailored for the their regulars.On the other hand, the Khao Soi was solid. The chicken drumsticks were tender, the noodles were cooked well, and the broth had good flavor.Overall, this place was a good find, and I hope to return in the future to explore more of the menu!

I'm not sure if I ate at a different restaurant than most of the reviewers here but this is by far the worst Thai food I have ever tasted. I wouldn't even consider myself a picky eater but this was just gross. Tom kha soup - super sweet. Basically a can of coconut milk heated up and with added sugar and some mushrooms. I couldn't eat much of it. Pad see ew - covered in some sort of sweet teriyaki sauce, and my son who loves to eat noodles barely had a few bites. Crab fried rice - rice was mushy and lacked flavor but we were so hungry this was the only semi-edible dish.

When I walked into the restaurant and sat down, a strong smell of cigarettes hit me immediately. I tried to move to another table, hoping for a better experience, but it turned out to be reserved. Reluctantly, I went back to the original table, and no one offered to seat me elsewhere.I placed my order, and when the food arrived, it looked incredible. But the real question was: would it taste authentic, and was it worth the price? My dish, Graw Pow Moo Grob, was a disappointment. The long green beans were undercooked--they should've been steamed before being stir-fried with the red bell pepper and pork. The pork belly lacked the crispy texture I was expecting and had an odd smell. The spiciness was on point, but at $19, it wasn't worth it. I've had better at other Thai restaurants.The second dish, Vanilla Sky Scallops, was my mother's, but I had to try it. For $30, it was not worth the price. The scallops were mediocre, and the combination of rice and curry just didn't work for me. Even worse, the plate wasn't warm. Neither of us felt great after eating, and I had to pack up the rest of my meal to go.When the waitress came by and asked how the food was, my mother couldn't even look at her, that's how disappointed she was. We didn't want to be rude, so we answered politely, but the disappointment was undeniable.

Decent Thai spot. Went with a group of four and ordered a variety: chicken satay and tofu tower for appetizers. Value of only 4 chicken satay skewers didn't add up for us but we enjoyed the flavor and dipping sauces. The tofu tower was a top favorite - we really liked the sauce! Can't go wrong with tofu/cucumber looking sandwiches - a true must try! For sharables (we ordered a lot) we went with Tom Yum soup, Panang curry, pineapple fried rice, volcano chicken, beef eggplant, and the naked shrimp salad. Keep an eye out for some of the extra commentary on the menu because we gave into some of them. The naked shrimp salad had "it's really good" which we agreed and the volcano chicken has "must try" which we disagreed - this was our least favorite dish. Lacked flavor, and it took a while before it arrived to our table. As we were eating our discussion led us to say Costco chicken is better lol All other dishes were a hit though - bold flavors, perfectly cooked. The service was good for a busy Friday night. The restaurant was full which made the small space more lively.

Another Spicy Beef Salad :)I love the wine rack! I ordered to go so I didn't get to try any, but next time! Overall it was a good, big salad. The dressing was different from what I was used to, but it had the similar taste. I would order again!

Parking 4/5 because if it's slow there will be parking but if they're busy you will have to look elsewhere Service 5/5 super sweet ladies taking orders and serving. Ambience 5/5 It's just super chill vibe and other customers was well mannered Food 4/5 It is definitely worth the experience but my taste buds wasn't feeling it too much.FYI their fried tempura is a must try. The crispy potatoes are so yummy. Had two helpings from our tables order.It's my review from experience to taste buds therefore your opinion may be different from mine so give them a chance

Here is my two cents on the quantity quality of my meal.My meal was delivered by Uber Eats They did follow in a very proficient efficient manner ..In doing so my delivery time was 15 minutes late...I ordered Thai chow mein and Thai drunken noodlesI requested them both to be very spicy. They failed 50% of the time. The drunken noodles were actually very good and was spicy as I requested.Thai chow mein, which I asked to be spicy also they were incompetent and could not do this simple instruction.... I do recommend the drunken noodles as they were quite tasty... the version of the chow mein was lessthan a satisfactory... plus at approximately $20 per order or overly expensive and not recommended even at this price.

Hole in the wall vibes, but not actually a hole - once you go, you'll get it.Came here on a date night and there were tons of groups celebrating things. You have the option to eat inside or out, but even the outside feels like you're indoors because it's covered and enclosed.The service was fast, friendly, and informative.The menu is BIG but not overwhelming.For everything we ordered (chicken larp, deep fried crab and a beef curry) we went with a level 2 spice, and while I can take spicy food, I'm not sure I would have enjoyed anything higher than that lol it was just the right amountI can't wait to go back and try more.

Food and service is great! Pad Thai was a bit sweeter than what I'm used to but still delicious. Every food and drink item we ordered was plated beautifully.