Satellite Tavern

TV's...TV's everywhere! You aren't going to miss any games, even if you sit outside. The waitstaff was super nice and had some good drink recommendations. I had the Satellite burger with rosemary garlic fries and man were they good. The burger was juicy and actually had some flavor.

This is a fun place for families with a nice outdoor seating area that accommodates the little ones. Friendly prompt service and good size portions. While a limited menu, what they do, they appear to do well be careful as I don't think they keep the online menu up-to-date as to what they're really offering all the time.This is in my opinion, the Portland version of a neighborhood tappy. Great way to spend a lazy sunday and let the kids play a bit.

Standard dive bar with good collection of TV's. Good spot for football I suppose but don't really go out of my way to come here. Not the cheapest food for a dive bar so I never ended up ordering any food. I do like the assortment of criminal jerseys that they have around the place.

This place is good to watch football and drinking can beers with caveats. Service is hit or miss and when a miss it seems like all servers are on break at the same time. Either way it is usually quicker just to go to the bar and order which then sucks for your server. Have only ordered food once here which were the chicken tenders, they tasted like chicken textured water. The tenders lead me to think they were frozen after deep fry then microwaved to serve (the fries were decent along with the bbq sauce). Something is screwy with the taps to where your beer won't have any stick and feels partially flat. I personally haven't had mixed drinks here but those I've been with ended up in switching to Montuckies after their first due to poor quality.I really like the space and what it has to offer for watching sports but doesn't seem like they know how to execute on food, drinks, or consistent service. The covered patio with tvs is a huge selling point. Grab a bucket of cheap can beers and you'll be good.

Satellite is one of the best places to watch sports in Portland. They have tons of televisions both inside and out. The outdoor patio is huge and dog friendly. The service has always been pretty great here too.All that being said, this place needs to up their food for non-meat eaters. They have burgers and sandwiches... no options for vegetarians or pescatarians (not even a meat-free patty sub for the burger).They have a couple salads that are not super exciting. There is a mac and cheese as well as some appetizers a vegetarian could eat such as pretzels, fries, and quesadilla. As someone who comes to this place fairly often it would be great to have some real meal options for vegetarians. Same opinion for the breakfast options on the weekends.

I was trying so hard to love this place. The outdoor seating looked amazing, & I'm sure it's wonderful during the summer months. I usually go to bars for food & drink, so that's why my rating was low.Pros: Service was good- the waitress was very nice & attentive. There were many tvs with different sports to choose from. There was good music playing, but wasn't so loud you couldn't talk.Cons: before we could even order drinks, the waitress said she'd just tell us what they have in stock because the beer delivery hadn't arrived, & they seemed to be out of most things. I tried to order mozzarella sticks, but they were out of marinara sauce. My friend tried to order a specific burger, but they were out. Then he got excited about a lime guac listed on the menu. But they were out. And apparently some of the old menus were still in circulation, so that shouldn't have been on there anymore. There should've been silverware already on the table in the little menu holder, but it was empty. So fail fail fail, all in a row. Not a great first impression! I settled for chicken tenders. I should've taken a picture. They were the most pitiful display of tenders I've ever seen! 6 teeny tiny pieces, the largest one was the size of my thumb, including breading. Flavor was actually good, but these were the size of gum balls! For $15, with fries. It didn't seem busy enough for staff not to have time to stock silverware & remove old menus at some time during the workweek. I'm all for supporting a local bar, but I was so disappointed in them being out of everything & the price for the teeny portion of meat. Sorry, Satellite. I will not be returning.

Great place to watch sports. Wonderful service. Good beer list and pub food. Patio is roomy and fun, and is partially enclosed during inclement weather

this place rocks. I go here to watch lots of sports. the staff is super friendly. they have outdoor games as well if you don't like to watch sports. I like the decor too. Food is good.

Amazing food, great service, great atmosphere- can't recommend it enough! Parking is challenging as there's no parking lot. Huge coveted and heated patio area.

Traci and Ana were amazing! made my birthday memorable. 10/10 will come back. Christopher was funny