Ranch PDX

*The pizza is an Odd shape *The ranch is good *a homeless person tried to hit me with an axe*Employee was some 16 year old and definitely did not meet the requirements to work at a restaurant *The decor in the restaurant was odd and there was poop in the bathroom stall Over all a good restaurant just dont poop in the bathroom yasss

ABSOLUTELY AWFUL:/I do not like to leave negative reviews ever ever ever ever ever ever... It was so bad once we opened the box. There was no cheese and I say no cheese. It was like somebody took. You could see their fingerprints in the sauce on the slice like they were pissed off , and then threw a handful of some sort of weird sausage on there, but when I say no cheese , I mean.... NO CHEESE !!!! this is a first for me. Portland is not a food Mecca place. If people tell you that they're full of crap don't come here to eat because the food here sucks and the ingredients suck too. All the good restaurants went out of business when the pandemic hit, they got nut tapped..... do not ever order pizza from this place trust me I'm not kidding. I've never seen a pizza with no cheese on it like who !?!?!!!

Let's just dig right into the food...I order their #4 pizza quarter size $9.50.The pizza was not cooked at all. It was nice and doughy, the pizza was actually warm when she brought it to me. I couldn't even finished it.When I brought it in, I told the girl. Her respond was "ok". That was it.Now let get into the service...I think I was inconveniencing the girl that was taking my order, side note; I was the only person in the restaurant. Well you get the jest of it when I brought my pizza in and gotten the "ok" when I told her my pizza was well under cooked.Will never come to this place again especially when there are hundreds of other choices in Portland.

Hidden gem. Possibly the best pizza that I've had so far in Portland. Style is square, thick, always fresh.

5/5 would recommend. This place exceeded my expectations. Delicious Detroit style pizza, hefty portions, and perfect for sharing! Great price ($9.50 - price will vary depending on pizza type). Although I felt like their flavor options were verylimited. I ended up ordering the 2 quarter size Number Four (sausage, ricotta, chilies). The pizza was a soft focaccia like bread. Lots of toppings. Super cheesy and paired with the free house made ranch was absolutely delicious. I even had leftovers! Service was speedy quick! Staff were helpful and nice. Ambiance was inviting. I would def come back!

After a day of adventure, we came back to the city with an appetite. Ranch PDX is a small joint with 4-5 small tables inside, along with wall bar-style seating + additional outdoor tables. You order up front, then are given a # and seat yourself. You also grab your own utensils in the back then buss your table after by placing your dishes in labeled containers + tossing scraps + boxing your leftovers. Party of 2 opted for classic pep 12" to share. We had an appetite, but still had two pieces to spare. A 12" could probably be shared between 3 people and be sufficient. Lotsss of pep + two free sides of small ranch! Complimentary water in the back to help yourself with. All in all, good eats.

My daughter requested we go to the place with "the square pizza". She's very vocal for a 6 year old and knows what she likes. I'm going to say that Ranch PDX is quickly becoming a pizza staple in our family despite the drive from Vancouver.We order ahead online and the timing is pretty much spot on. Upon arrival the service is great. We were attended to quickly and the food was out just in time.It was quiet around the early dinner hour and we were able to have a nice sit down with a couple slices of our favorites.I love their Hawaiian bc they spice it up with some jalapeños. My daughter of course loves their pepperoni. It's hard to beat this place. Their ranch is also amazing. Definitely recommend you all give this spot a try!

What happened to one of my favorite pizza spots in Portland?- no more cocktails, they used to make a wonderful Boulevardier that complemented pizza oh so well.- no more bottles of Calabrian chili oil. This set them apart from the pack.- no cashGood service and pizza was still delicious, but was served lukewarm.

THIS IS THE BEST PIZZA I HAVE EVER HAD!!! It is seriously so flavorful and the crust is just so tasty! We tried the pepperoni pizza and it has crushed garlic and Parmesan cheese on top as well as basil. The garlic really sets this pizza apart and just adds so much flavor. The pizza already comes with 4 ranch cups which is perfect! Their ranch is homemade and you can certainly tell. The ranch is Just so flavorful and pairs perfectly with the pizza. I wish I lived in Portland so I could eat more of this pizza.

Excellent light focaccia crust and a good amount of toppings. Place an order at the counter, wait with your number and either eat in there (noisy, no views) or take it to go like I did.