a bag of fried donuts
#4 bacon cheeseburger w Bbq and chipotle sauce
maui burger and philly steak sandwich with sub curly fries -- curly fries were hard, seemed like leftovers
Double Cheeseburger Combo
There is a hair in my fries and that's not mine bc it's at the bottom of the bag
Garbage
This is a "small"
fried fish and french fries
Jalapeño poppers
Vegetarian burger
Burger biten into.
Someone took a bite out of my burger.
a basket of fried chicken
food, seafood, fish, fish and chips
Mistakes everywhere
food
drink
food
food, burger, burgers
food
food, burgers, burger
sandwiches, food
Double bacon burger with frys
Brittany B.
Oct 25, 2024
Okay..so my 4 stars are pretty generous as I'm mostly blinded by nostalgia and if you're not then you're going to see Cruisers as more of a 2 star kind of place, but hear me out: The vibes are unbeatable here. You've got a classic diner & mile high soft serve with the flavor swirls..where else can you find this around here? I grew up going here and now take my kids when we're in the area because I'm just so happy it's here. Now to be straight up..the food is terrible. Like actually..I'd compare it to stadium food but specifically the most low budget stadium you could think of. Think frozen fries & plastic cheese. So if you want my tip: don't go when you're hungry..save Cruisers for your after dinner treat where you go here to sit back under the neon & enjoy the ice cream!
Read More
Aaron S.
Jul 9, 2024
I visited Cruisers based on a recommendation and had high hopes. The moment you walk in, it's clear they're aiming for a 50s or 60s diner vibe, but unfortunately, it just doesn't quite hit the mark.My sister ordered a cheeseburger and was satisfied with her meal. However, my friend's hotdog looked like it had been put through a washing machine and then hung to dry in the Sahara desert. He had to drown it in mustard, which he doesn't even like, just to make it edible.I had a double cheeseburger with curly fries. My bun was burnt, and the patties were dripping, but not in a good way. The overall experience was disappointing; honestly, I would have preferred to eat at McDonald's.Not a great experience at all.
Read More
Victoria L.
Mar 28, 2024
Affordable diner with vegetarian options! Great service and the portions are huge. Cute little diner ambiance, would 100% come back.
Read More
Douglas S.
Jul 5, 2024
I ordered a club sandwich food DoorDash. The sandwich came on Wonder bread untoasted crammed into a tiny little plastic container. Once removing it, it completely fell apart and was a complete mess covered in mayonnaise. The only way to eat this sandwich was to put it in a blender and drink it. They have no idea what a club sandwich is. I threw it in the trash.
Read More
Jennifer L.
Aug 18, 2023
For us this is definitely a fried food joint that also has burgers. The burgers are juicy and decent portion, but lacked in toppings. It's hard to mess up fried foods much. The chicken tenders are thin and crispy and the cheese bites nice and melty. Poppers, mushrooms, fish - it's all fried decently. The biggest appeal is that it's decent food and you get what you expect, but the prices are way better than most places. It's not that their sizes are smaller either, just better prices. So if you're looking for some reasonably priced greasy food you should consider this place.
Read More
Sterling P.
Aug 30, 2023
So far the best burgers for the money on the east side of Portland. $17.50 for two burgers with bacon, cheese,tomato, onion and lettuce, and a good sized piece of meat! Left this space for no apparent reason. ...............................................! With the burger you got fries and a coke. Service was fast considering every this is cooked fresh. Everything appeared to be clean including the floor, mmmmnot sticky as it is in most burger joints. The city has seen fit to take all the on street parking for bike lanes, so you park at your own peril in their lot. By the way I never saw a bike on Division or the side street. No wonder small businesses are closing all over Portland.
Read More
Nani K.
Jun 3, 2023
Pretty gross, we Ordered food from cruisers and our burger was half eaten. Someone took two chomps out of it.
Read More
Kaylie B.
Sep 27, 2022
I'm honestly surprised I haven't tried this place sooner! We were pleasantly surprised when drove by and it was mostly empty. So we figured today was the day to go sit and try it. By burger was excellent. I had the jalapeno bacon burger. The bacon wasn't well done but I just pulled it off. No biggie. The burger was well done and the tots too. Just like I like em. My husband said his mushroom burger was also very tasty. We didn't have dessert because we were stuffed but the kid next to us had a banana split and oh my goodness it looked heavenly. Next time!!
Read More
Katrina W.
Jul 30, 2024
large variety of good burgers and sauces. Prices are fair and it does feel like an old diner.
Read More
Stan T.
Jun 9, 2024
I have been eating here for well over a decade. It is my favorite burger joint in Portland due to the great fast service, taste and portion size. I cannot recommend the Mushroom Burger combo platter highly enough. I always say I will try something else, but I cannot help myself. I have tried the other burgers and options in the past, but the Mushroom Burger is tops in my book. I also love the soft serve ice cream cones.
Read More