Nowhere Lounge

I'm giving this place 4 stars because it's the perfect explanation of a hole in the wall bar. That's not an insult I promise, I love a good ole hole in the wall bar that is comfortable and laid back. The bartender was very attentive to us even while she was busy running the bar alone, she even brought us some drinks while we were playing a game of pool(I won).The dj Charlie I believe is his name, was extra friendly as he asked us for a song request...I told him to play something by randy Travis and to my amazement he didn't gawk at me, he did however play Digging up bones which apparently everyone in the bar was also a fan of. The music wasn't too loud this time but I know when they have live performances it's way louder than I can handle. Mostly everyone was playing darts inside and nothing else was going on outside probably because it's just too damn hot for that. The biggest complaint is the parking lot, it's got some big craters or pot holes, call it what you want but just drive really slow. I don't think they have a kitchen serving food but I could be wrong. I will be back in the fall

Great staff, great music. Glad to see a place that tries to make everything work and as much as possible, keep everyone happy

Asked to leave because of service dogs not allowed (Marine Corps Veteran). For a place that has military flags hanging through out it was shocking. Didn't ask for documentation, tags or identification (all docs available upon request). The service dog was wearing his vest, tags and leash. When we told them it's illegal to deny a person with a service dog, they did not care. We asked if the owner knew we were being denied entry and we were told that the owner was the one denying the entry. We were told he could see us on the cameras and wanted us to leave. Texas law are clear on this and this establishment is breaking the law. Picture of the service dog has been added to this review. Not aggressive and over 10k in training.

I always enjoy Nowhere. It's a cool low key place and only a few mins from my house. I typically go during the day, but anytime there is worth checking out.

Overall loved the bar. But the two blonde bar tenders were rude.It took me 20 minutes to get a beer or drink of any kind. They'd ignore me while looking directly at me when asking to get drinks so I closed my tab.Possibly Will be going back but Ill just have the men get my drinks because they obviously ignored me being that I was a female and were annoyed.

I'm not one to be a Karen,but now days props are few and far between. I've grown up in and around this establishment I can say hands DOWN the best group of female bartenders and bar backs I've seen,the chicks not only do there job but go out of their way to make sure every SINGLE patron is treated with the utmost respect and courtesy (no matter the class) tonight I watched the owner jump behind the bar sweep,sweat haul out trash break up arguments with out batting an eye...that's truly the American dream building your business and not ever forgetting whom or how ya got there,being a TEAM.his bartenders send sweet messages and always make sure us barstool buddies are safe! THATS A BIDNASS! I HIGHLY recommend this establishment and wish more people and businesses took pride like they do! If your lookin for a home town spot with laughs and good HONEST hardworking folks I strongly recommend y'all check this lil hole in the wall out!

This place is a chill, relaxed, friendly ice house literally in the middle of nowhere down the street from lonestar college Kingwood. The bartenders and barbacks are always hospitable and quick to serve, and always ready with an entertaining story of some kind. Sometimes they have live music, dart tournaments, but otherwise they mostly have an 'ami' jukebox that you can load cash into and play what you like(i enjoy that). Great place, great bartenders, great regulars.

We enjoy going to the Nowhere lounge to play pool and have a few beers. They have the best employees. Everyone that comes in are very polite and enjoy being around them. Come check this place out, you will not want to leave. Thanks Nowhere for having such an awesome place to have fun