Sidewinder fries with cheese sauce
Cheese pizza, extra cheese
Sign
Roast Beef Poboy meat was too tough!
Creole Pizza
The 3.5% credit card charge
Mysterious stranger
Italian cake
Samuel Clemens
Life on the Mississippi Pizza
The best damn pizza you'll ever eat
Come as you are...
Pizza
Creole pizza
Aunt Polly's salad. Could use the cheese and anchovy...
pizza, food
food, pizza
pizza, food
Inside
Mark Twain Salad
pepperoni, sausage, and cheese pizza
Bar and kitchen
interior
Sean K.
Nov 27, 2024
I've been eating at Mark Twains since high school and they have kept the same consistency and design, it's like visiting with an old friend. The pizza is some of the best in town in my opinion and other menu items are always a treat. The service is always good, getting my orders out quickly and too expectations. If you're in the Old Metairie area and looking for pizza, stop in for a tasty treat.
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Matt R.
Jan 19, 2025
Used to be a favorite pizza joint of mine... new ownership needs to call up the old owner and find out how they did the salads and the pizzas because they used to be much better. We ordered the Life on the Mississippi, which apparently now is covered in anchovies and jalepenos. We've ordered this pizza for years... totally different now. I like anchovies, but my wife hates anchovies, so it was ruined for her. Italian salad disappoining too... hard to describe, just doesn't taste the same... less meat, dressing seems different, etc. Not what it once was...
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Jerry S.
Apr 5, 2024
Well this was a delight. Went there with 15 of my buddies for lunch and what a treat. The service was excellent, they had these special table extensions and easily accommodated us. And you'd think asking for individual bills would be an issue but no problem. Of the people eating, probably 11 pizzas were ordered. Not a single complaint. Everyone enjoyed their choices. Of course I was a non pizza order. So with that in mind I selected a meatball poboy. It was delicious. I got it dressed. Very tasty. I'd recommend it to anyone. All in all a great experience. I'd go back again soon.
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Katie F.
Nov 4, 2024
Had a full muffuletta sandwich delivered for game night and it was one of the best we had in NOLA!
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Angela S.
Sep 15, 2023
Services has gone down hill. Ordered via Grub Hub. Order not even in their system when we walked in per lady behind the counter. 3 ladies working. 1 sitting when we told her we had a To Go to pick up, no movement.5 minutes later she gets up to make some pizza. Other lady behind the white computer Monitor just sits down. I'll give my money elsewhere. Not worth it. Lady said 10 minutes and got it in 30. Just not worth it
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Elenora B.
Jan 12, 2024
I haven't had Mark Twain's in years and my family and I decided to see if it was as good as we remembered it. I will say it wasn't bad, but in my opinion it was pretty mediocre pizza. There was just nothing that made me say wow this is a really good pizza. It was kinder thicker dough and it was overall just alright to me. I do love the old fashioned kind of place that it was and the service was great, but the food kind of felt short for me.
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Brittany S.
Dec 1, 2023
I really hate giving poor reviews and its not very common that I have a true mediocre experience but unfortunately, we did the other night at Mark Twain's. Drove from uptown Nola, because as a pizza connoisseur from the north east, I want to check off all the spots I haven't yet tried! Upon arriving, we were pleasantly surprised that the seating area extended into two rooms as I thought it only held a few tables. Definitely enough space for large parties. We were instructed to sit wherever and once we did, we waited on our server for 10 minutes. No menus were given during those 10 minutes and the restaurant wasn't busy (2 other tables were already eating and 1 was waiting on their order). 10 minutes is truly a long time to have entered a building and not be greeted with menus or waters. Once the waitress stopped by, we ordered 2 soft drinks and 2 waters. The soft drinks were brought over but no waters and still no menus. It was our first time so we weren't sure how the place worked. We asked for menus and began reviewing. We ordered the french fries with cheese appetizer and (2) medium pizzas. It's a small town pizzeria so the pizza took some time which is understandable but now we are at 35 minutes before any appetizer arrived. The fries were uniquely shaped which was neat and had a tasty seasoning. Unfortunately, the cheese sauce was very cold which made for a funny taste. Might've been better warmed but as we were still waiting on waters, we didn't want to request anything else. Pizza's arrived hot hot! The sauce is sweet so it's definitely not your typical tomato basil sauce. We weren't in love with it but that's ok. We tried! Decided to order wings to go and the menu states market price but wow I had no idea market price was so extreme. Had we of known the price for 9 wings would be $18.99 we would not have ordered them. Overall, even if I liked the pizza, the poor service and high cost will keep me away from Mark Twain's.
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Maia B.
Apr 18, 2024
I used to LOVE Mark Twain's before they recently changed ownership. Now they've completely gone downhill. First of all, they changed their classic logo to one that looks like you would find it at a tacky casino. Their staff now are very unfriendly and UNPROFESSIONAL! When eating dinner I could hear them complaining by the register and dropping f-bombs and other curse words every few minutes. Just overall such a huge dip in quality.
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Gilbert M.
Mar 2, 2025
Bro, I ordered a pizza and it's been over 2 hrs and I haven't got it. I called in to check on my pizza and all he could tell me was sorry bro idk what to tell you.. but they picked it up... But now they're closed so now I can't get my pizza... hopefully I can get to try it next time..
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David D.
Jun 4, 2024
Food is good but expensive for pizza. A glass of Abita Amber was $10.00. Unfortunately I did not know this until check was presented. $20.00 for 2 draft beers is crazy. Took my grandkids for lunch, spent $70.00for large pizza 2 beers and 2 iced teas. Unreal! Inside was recently updated, guess that's why the price was so high?
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