Sausage. Solid stuff!
Not sure where it is? Turn left at the giant bowling pin!
Front of the building, view facing north.
Bad Boy Brian with a terrifying killer clown costume!
Main sign.
Another burger - yum!
Patriotic theme lanes - awesome!
Front entry doors.
Bad Boy Brian, midget professional entertainer from Rochester, MN!
Front bar area.
Front dining area.
Burgers - came out fast and hot!
Patriotic ball return - cool!
Bad Boy Brian, photo bombing my daughter!
Maxx M.
Aug 3, 2017
Patriot Lanes is awesome - fun bowling, good food & drinks, friendly staff, and reasonable prices!My wife and I reserved space at Patriot Lanes to host our daughter's 16th birthday party. We purchased 2 lanes for a block of time. I really can't say enough good things about the great staff. Everyone from the bar tenders (who seem to do almost everything) to the management were phenomenal. The whole experience exceeded all of my expectations.First, the bowling was fun and the prices were very reasonable. I particularly like the patriotic theme.Second, the food & drinks were good.Third, the service was top notch.Finally, we pranked our daughter and we hired a professional midget entertainer, "Bad Boy Brian". Brian was hilarious. And the staff worked with us on all of our top secret birthday plans.Thanks, Patriot Lanes!-Daddy Maxx Retro
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Michael F.
Jan 27, 2014
One of the few consistently good and entertaining places I've found in St. Francis. Our favourite is lazy Sundays - drop in late morning for breakfast, hit the bloody mary bar, and play some $1.50 games of bowling. Service is always exemplary, from the waitstaff to the younger guy who takes care of the bowling alley. The food is decent, and very inexpensive. They always have something interesting along the usual crop of light beers on draft, and a full bar if the situation calls for it. Polish up your ball, shine your shoes, and show up hungry.
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Mystica W.
Apr 11, 2018
Patriot lanes is pretty cheap and fun! Although the smell is not that great and it really sticks with you when you get home. Ive had a few issues with the lanes, but nothing the people at the desk can't fix. Overall, its a great time, but a little outdated.
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Tom S.
Feb 18, 2016
Everything (bowling, food, drinks) is priced well. Their food is super good! This is my new go-to place when I want to go out.
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Mandy F.
Jun 20, 2024
Great service for a Saturday..... the bowling side was busy when we arrived. The staff was attentive and quick. They had a few bowling lanes out of service but it did not change our experience.
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Connor R.
Mar 22, 2023
this place has horrible service, I went here a few years ago and was 15 at the time and got assaulted and the manager chose to ban me but not the guy who assaulted me, never been to a worse place to be honest, do not go here and definitely don't bring your kids
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Debora D.
Jan 14, 2020
Patriot lanes and lounge is a great place toGo bowling lights and great deals Play bingo on Wednesday nights They have great specials you can join for free food or half off Food is really good If very busy service could be slow but the food makes up for it Pork chop dinner is a very good one to try They have a pool table and darts So stop on by and try it some time
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Chad T.
Jun 2, 2018
This place doesn't even deserve ONE star. First of all, when looking for balls, all of them had tiny finger holes, and no weight printed on them, so none of them fit quite right. When we started TRYING to bowl, the lane breaks down. I chased down the only person attending the front desk, and she says she's only a server, and doesn't know how to troubleshoot the equipment. There was no one else there who knew how. Several other lanes were also broken. We just paid for our beers and left, and went to Andover Lanes where the lanes actually work.
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Carin M.
Jul 20, 2018
Always come here for a fun night with my family and friends. Service has always been great, the young waitress always helps me and is very efficient and always makes us laugh; the kids really enjoy her. Only thing that could use some improvement would be the smell(get used to it after awhile) and they could use some new bowling balls.
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John Q.
Jul 12, 2018
Very nice place to go have fun with the family! The young lady with the long blonde hair was very nice and on her game! That lady deserves a raise for how fast and efficient she was.
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