Sexy & Sweet Exotic Bakery

Wonderful service from the proprietor! Her name is on the card as pictured and she is very friendly. The atmosphere is outstanding - music is lively and upbeat, the décor is beautiful - carefully chosen and placed - so you're guaranteed to enjoy yourself here.I had the coffee bombom and it is excellent. Strong hit of espresso with a gentle undertone of condensed milk. I was absolutely pleased and energized for the day.Looking forward to my next visit! Thanks so much!

My first exotic bakery experience! Great service here. It's a build your own p***s basically lol The cake is good! Moist and fluffy. There are plenty of toppings to choose from. Fun experience overall!

This place offers a unique and entertaining experience with its donuts. I tried the $13.99 phallic donut, and while I can appreciate the novelty, it was incredibly dense and chewy. It was so heavy I could have probably done arm day simultaneously while eating it. The consistency was just off for me, though the flavors were okay--nothing to complain about there.The ordering process is a bit different and not super clear from the menu. First, you choose the shape of your donut: weenie, biological female reproductive organ, or tatas. Then you pick your chocolate dip: milk, dark, or white. Finally, you choose your toppings. My friend got gummy bears, but the donut was so hot that they melted off, which shows how freshly made they are.The cashier seemed to have limited English, so some hand signals were needed to place the order. Seating is limited, making it more of a grab-and-go spot rather than a place to hang out.Parking is very limited. Thankfully, does not appear to be a super busy plaza. Overall, there were no real issues other than the price for the product. The gimmick is fun and unique, and the donuts are made to order. I just wish they were fluffier.

Cute novelty bakery and we were visiting from the Bay Area!We ordered the bichote, bichota, a frappuchino and a vanilla late. Coffee drinks were yum and straightforward and just what we needed after a heavy lunch. The bichote and bichota were DELICIOUS.. fluffy and very sweet. Of course it looked silly eating them..... ha ha ha.... Lady behind the counter was also SUPER helpful since it was our first time there. Very friendly.Only dinging 1 star because the bichote and bichota were like 15 bucks each, pretty steep for a baked good but hey it's for the novelty and who knows if we'll be back.

Staff was very helpful! I went a couple of weeks ago to pick up a gift for a friend... it was delicious... I loved that they have more options on the menu, not just sweets, empanadas, sandwiches etc.

Ugh! These dicks are disgusting, it's like chewing on a rubber ball! I expected to bite into a soft moist cake, not at all. Was going to try their food, but no thanks! Rather go to porto's.

Came here on Valentines I wanted to get my neighbor the penis shaped waffle/donut not sure what it is. The novelty part was great, looked cool, funny, spicy content , great sprinkles,. my neighbor is 86 years old so this was going to make her laugh so much. she says I keep her young. I got one for myself too and went to my room after dinner thinking im going to enjoy a sweet penis treat and this thing was so hard and dense I could barely bite it (thats what she said) I had to use a bread knife to cut it, it simply wasn't edible, I felt embarrassed thinking about my neighbor trying to bite into this. good idea bad execution.

Amazing sweet treats perfect for any loving holiday The empanadas, sandwiches& drinks are also delicious - a must try for sure! Best new spot in downey #bachelorette #bachelor #delicias

This place is so cute and sexy. Definitely something to get for party's or just to enjoy and have a laugh. I bought half a dozen to try with my family and we absolutely loved it. It was my first time and the owner (lady with black hair) helped me decide with flavors and was genuinely nice.Will be back again

Tried the " Lola" pastry... the one shaped like a boob and it was very yummy. Obviously they're not going to be layered with the colors perfectly because they make em fresh right in front of u. No such thing as a perfect nipple ! Lol. They're fluffy and better than donuts... 10/10I also tried the cuban sandwhich and to my surprise it was pretty tasty. The salsa that it comes with is spicy with great flavor ... I should've got two because they're a little small in packaging. 8/10My thought coming into this place was that it was just instagram looking food but it exceeded my expectations. I will be coming back !