Joe Schmoe's

It looks like things are happening! Expanding the length of the place & maybe adding to their menu. An awning says "Smokehouse" as well as "Bar-B-Que" that I don't recall seeing before. Joe Schmoe's has been here for years (we were one of their first customers) offering an eclectic menu that's popular for a reason. Fun food done well. Customers order at the counter & service is efficient & friendly. The building is casual & unique & there's lots of parking spaces. It's located near Chaba, a Thai restaurant we frequent regularly but soon we'll go back to Eat At Joe's!

One of the best tasting burgers I have had in a while. I ordered the BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger which was on their monthly special sign as you enter. The quality of the prime brisket ground beef was perfect and so well seasoned. Give it a try while it is still available. Staff is excellent, everything is made fresh, and the service was great. If I wasn't so full I would have ordered a hand-spun shake. Don't forget to order yourself some tots.

Not worth the 40$. Definitely do not waste your time on this one. We came in kinda late and the service suffered because of it. It's cool to watch the game. The food is alright, the sides we got were just frozen tots or boxed mac for 4.50 a pop . They asked me how I wanted my burger cooked, which was a little strange for a restaurant this casual. Worker behind the counter was oddly friendly with my girlfriend, and came out to stand and stare in the dining room like a weirdo. Took his hairnet off, which like why even wear one dummy. Your coworker who is a woman with waist length hair doesn't wear one. He also put the wrong size spoon in my concrete like a dickhead. Trying to set me up to spill and I can't even eat it because it won't go out the top of the lid.

Visited for the first time not long ago around lunch time. We showed up and looked at the menu which has a good amount of options. We chose a burger with slaw and tots, an order of tenders and fries with Mac. While the food looked great, it lacked seasoning and flavor. The tenders were dry and the fries lacked salt. The tots were similar. The burger was decent but did not pack the punch of other burger places I've been to. I liked the cleanliness and rock n roll theme. The staff was nice. Joe's won't sit at the top of my list at this time. I'll just have to give the other items on the menu a chance if I'm ever in town again.

They offer a good selection on their menu varying from many American classics. Seems like this spot is a local favorite, great place to grab a quick bite or sit down and enjoy some TV. The food was good and definitely hit the spot, we also tried the frozen custard and loved it. The food comes out pretty quick and there's a good amount of seating. ig: @cravingswithcat

The food is tasty, fresh and reminiscent of the Midwest. Frozen custard concrete are the best. Nice selection of burgers, hotdogs and sandwiches. Simple and delicious.

A really nice local spot! I always go for the Nashville Hot chicken tenders and they always come out great. I like that they're actually spicy! The service is always great and the team that works there are always very kind. I enjoy that they have an outdoor patio in addition to indoor seating. One of my favorite spots in Cypress

Something is different about their burgers but in a good way. I occasionally order burgers or chicken tenders and decided to order a burger tonight. The lettuce, tomato, patty, dressing down to the bread have all been changed. I don't know exactly what it is but the burger was delicious! It's fresher! The best part about ordering from Joe Schmoe's is that you can do curbside pickup and the service is fast and courteous. It always gives me the feeling like I'm ordering at a 80's diner. Definitely will be back because I'm curious if anything else has changed on the menu.

Tried going here for the first time and was unimpressed with the food, but the service was outstanding. They have a nice dining area and lots to TV's for viewing sports games inside. I tried the double cheeseburger and it was just so so with a big glob of lettuce and not shredded as I prefer, and kind of bland. Chicken strips were very good and the cob salad was very tasty and good but I ordered and paid for extra avocado and I got 4 small slices so I assume a regular order is 2 slices of avocado? Not impressed here so my rating is 3 stars

Nice outdoor area that we saw in that was air conditioned and had TVs. Ordered a New York dog and Fries a Coke and custard. Large themed dog with a nice soft steamed bun. Had sauerkraut and grilled onion with mustard on it. It was very good. We got to hand cut fries which are well hand-cut fries. Next time we'll try the crinkle cut ones. The custard we got swirled chocolate and vanilla it was very good as well. Service was fast and friendly. Next time I'm trying a burger lettuce wrap and one of the big beers they have here. This place is great great for kids great for families great to bring somebody for lunch or dinner. All the beers are 29°! Stopping the day this place is great and I love the decor.