Dick’s Last Resort

Don't come here if you are a sensitive person this place is not for pus*ys lol! They can be are rude, crude and dicks BUT that is the point of this place. We had a blast BSing with the bartender. We got the $5 margarita special it was so good. I highly recommend this gem in downtown Las Vegas. We will come back here when we are in town to grab a bite next time their food looked so good.

Dick's Last Resort was a hilarious lunch! READ WHY BELOW Not only did we get fun hats made for us by the waiters but they gave the best (I don't care about you service) that was so funny I'm so glad we joined in on that experience of being joked around and made fun of it was wonderful! You gotta know how to take a joke when going to Dicks Resort! We tried the Sampler Platter and it was delicious even though they ran out of fried pickles:( the spiked iced tea was refreshing and came along with a souvenir glass. Super great times!! The ambience is a good time!

Service is great... lol. I came there thinking they were going to be rude RUDE but they were pretty nice, just sarcastic and talks back to you when you ask for something. Actually really fun! I loved their remarks.Food was way better than I thought as well. I got the BBQ Combo platter(?) comes with a side and a steak which comes with 2 sides. It was enough for a table of 4 for lunch and we havent had breakfast before either. I recommend the frys and ask them to be Extra Well Done. its really good! The Cole Slaw was mid and but the mashed red potato is great as well. So food wise 8/10.Ambiance is like a surf shack or something. Very tropical aloha and they have people sticking dollar bills everywhere. Also, you get hats as well that insult you lol, which is the theme of the restaurant so I'd say its great!

I LOVE this place. It's so much fun. The waitress was wonderful. I loved her commentary. I was just so enthused to be there and she tried so hard to be exasperated with me. The hats they gave us were super fun. We ended up splitting some machos and the chicken mac and cheese. The mac and cheese was ok. It was nothing special. But the nachos were GINORMOUS! So honestly, we ended up with more food than we could eat. What can I say, Dick's really filled us all up. uwuLoved: - Macho Nachos with Tater Tots Liked:- Mama Dick's Mac n Cheez Grilled Chicken

Food is served in big portions servers are funny as heck they will crack you up. Fun environment, fun for family gatherings.

Worst service ever!!...but I think that's the point. If I'm being honest, you should visit this place for the bad service. It's pretty hilarious. Unfortunately, the food is mediocre as well. This is going to be a weird, bizarro-world review but you should go for the bad service despite the food. I guess the chicken strips were OK, but the wings were pretty dry and it tasted like they just tossed them in straight Frank's Red-Hot sauce rather than using that as a base for an actual signature sauce. That's always a fast way to lose me. My friends who had been here warned me about the food but said the rest of it is hilarious. I really only visited because I had a Groupon but I would actually go back with certain family and friends just to enjoy watching them get roasted by the servers. Our crappy server did a great job of being the roast-master, and I guess he got our mediocre food to us pretty efficiently and kept our drinks full. Since food is my deal, it's hard to give a good review to a place that serves food and needs to up their game but like I said, with this place, it's about the experience

We had a great time at Dicks! Our server was absolutely hilarious. The old bay wings are sooooo good! Fries are perfectly cooked. The kids meals come with a frisbee for free so that was really nice. If you get the mason jar drinks they're great in giving you a cup to finish your drink and be able to walk on Fremont street still. If you want a good salad for dinner the chicken Cesar isn't a bad option. Decent portion and delicious! The receipt will have you filled with laughter. Beware to not be a Karen here

We stayed at the Excalibur, and every time we came here to get a table, the wait was over an hour. Finally, we came at shift change, and we had our opening. It's really obvious that Dick's leans a lot on the rudeness of their servers as part of the attraction. When the waiter brought the napkins, he threw them, like a ticker tape parade of napkins. Funny. And, they realize not everyone is into the game. They will happily provide an insulting paper hat if you want, but they won't shame you if you don't. My mom is 80, and she wanted a hat. She thought it was funny that they put "Titanic Survivor" on the hat. But, really, we came here for the food. The food arrived cold. Was that part of the rudeness? Probably not. My $18 burger was plain, and the fries were merely okay. My mom was surprised that the mac and cheese was spicy. I didn't think it was that spicy, but a watery plate of $20 mac and cheese was not fun. It became clear that this was not anything to do with some rudeness related schtick, but rather simply that they don't serve good food.That is, with one very notable exception. The ribs were phenomenally good. These were flat out some of the best ribs I've ever had anywhere. They were meaty and flavorful, and the barbecue sauce had a smokiness to it that was just right. Fortunately, my wife was willing to share, otherwise it would've been an expensive, disappointing meal for all of us. My mom also wanted water, and she was told they didn't have tapwater. We've been to several places in Las Vegas on this trip, including places this hotel, and they did have tapwater. It was obvious they wanted to squeeze a few dollars out of her for bottled water.The service was reasonably good, too. I can definitely see coming here if you have a birthday party or some other event where people are willing to have silly, wacky things happen to them. The prices are steep, and I certainly wouldn't come here again for anything other than the ribs.

Came for breakfast. Service was great! Our waiter was funny. He made us laugh a lot. Place was clean. The food, eh. I definitely don't think my breakfast was worth $16. I got the buttermilk pancakes, bacon and eggs. I ordered this cause I love fluffy buttermilk pancakes! These pancakes were flat, thin, and small. Would not recommend. The eggs and bacon were just ok. Nothing special. My son had the cheeseburger and said it was real tasty and good.

This restaurant/bar known as "Dick's" can be found to the left (if coming down) or right (if going up) of the stairs/escalator to the 2nd floor inside the Excalibur. ***WARNING*** DO NOT COME HERE IF YOU CAN NOT HANDLE SARCASM, RUDENESS OR THE LIKE.Now, if you like a little fun in your life, head on down to Dick's, you will not be disappointed! I always come to the side (to-go) bar when I'm in Vegas and its been years since I've eaten inside. 1st time was a girls trip and what fond memories I have!!! Came with the inlaws and took them here, we came for breakfast. Mind you they loved it, it was just a basic breakfast. I do not remember the food being all that spectacular BUT you come for the entertainment and my oh my the drinks!!! The best daquari and margaritas in my opinion for a fraction of what you pay at Fat Tuesday! They absolutely loved it! The banter was hilarious to say the least! Watching others enjoy the sarcastic waiters was hilarious and reading the dunce hats.. yes thats right you get your very own dunce cap to-go! We had a cherry-lime tower daquari... amazing!!! Also ordered a surprise drink... was given a Moonshine Tea (I believe) oh soo soo sooo good! Unfortunately the bartender for the frozen drinks didn't show up today, so the other bartender was doing the job of 2 people. We were able to get our food and drinks in a reasonable amount of time...considering we came around 10:45am... breakfast/lunch rush. They definitely want to return and bring other friends and family members here. I, of course, will continue purchasing my drinks from Dick's everytime I'm in Vegas. I raise my glass to those Dick's!