Rogelio injustamente agrevido por un bouncer de kalua
DJ booth at Kalua
a woman sitting on a toilet
a bar with blue lights
a woman laying on a bed
No vayan a Kalua Discotheque.
La encargada de kalua poniendole un spray para el pepper spray ayudandonos con esta injustcia acia la raza.
This is one of two dance floors at Kalua.
a woman laying on a bed
interior
outside
outside
Megan Y.
Feb 20, 2016
My friend and I were needing a little latin flavor in our lives. After living in Puerto Rico for 3.5 years, I was missing that vibe. This place has like 20,000 some likes on facebook and almost 2,000 check-ins so we decided to check it out on that basis. The men here are all Mexican Cowboys. Complete with 10 gallon cowboy hat, cowboy buckles, cowboy boots, cowboy style button down shirt. I think they had horse parking around the side of the building. Not my style, but we're already here, so f*ck it, let's go. Dominic is right about his Dusk till Dawn comment. Lots of the ladies here wear very little ill fitting clothing. It looked a little like the C-squad on a Wednesday afternoon at the strip club. And there is lots of mysterious, smelly 90's style stage smoke wafting around the place for some reason. Like someone forgot to turn off the smoke machine when that trend ended 15 years ago. Even though my friend and I had the most clothes on of all the women in the whole place, we still got plenty of attention. We went on Valentine's weekend though, so pretty much everyone was already coupled.We only paid for our first round of drinks, and it was about $10 for two mixed drinks. The night turned out ok because we got to chill in the DJ booth, and he played reggaeton at my request and I got to dance and flirt with the one hot guy in the whole place. Overall, the people and staff were generous and accommodating.I won't be making this a regular spot, but If you're just looking for something different and are open and adventurous, pop in to check it out. Probably bring at least one friend with you that speaks even bad spanish, and go in a group. P.S. The little taco shop next door is AH-Mazing and cheap, and open late. Noms.
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Ken P.
May 17, 2018
Came at 12:30 thought the club was open 24 hours. Turns out It's only open Thurs, Friday and Saturday.
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Jesus T.
May 13, 2017
Staff at this place are awesome they treat customers with respect. Not like other clubs like New West that treat people like shit.
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Dominic C.
Dec 15, 2012
It cracked me up when they did Gungnam Style. Never thought I'd see that in a Mexican club.The girls here tend to cake on the make-up a little too much. It's like that bar in From Dusk Till Dawn when they turn on the lights at 2am.Other than that, it was fun being the only 6'2" Asian in a Mexican club.
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Arthur P.
Apr 23, 2017
I like this place because there's all types of people, but the music needs to be updated. The hip hop music they play is outdated, and they don't play as many cumbias as they did in the past. If you like reggaton and bachata.... this is the place to go.
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Ericka R.
Sep 26, 2011
Ok club to come to. My friend first brought me here a while back and we also spent new years eve here and we have been coming here every once in a while ever since. Recently it has been going through some remodeling and is looking better and better.
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Yahila R.
Nov 28, 2014
Just love the música. The variety and different types of music. Great place to dance bachata y merengue hip hop cumbias norteñas corridos wapangos. And great service fast and very nice waitresses. High security and i enjoyed myself very muchos. Definitely muy favorito club
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Mario L.
Oct 15, 2023
Don't really go out too much but the times i've been to the club and security and staff have been meh, but the staff here was top notch in my opinion and yea it's too make money but they always made sure i had a drink in my hand once i finished them. Also as soon as you finish with your drinks they almost immediately come up to your table and take them away for you! Would definitely go back again
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Johnathan M.
Dec 19, 2021
I always enjoy coming here to dance. The music on the cumbia/traditional side is great. The other side has some good music moments as well. Last night I went, but this time to the VIP section that I reserved over a month ago. I walked in, paid at the entrance and asked where I pay for the bottle service. I arrived at around 9:43pm. She told me to let them know at the bar. I walked straight to the bar closest to the VIP section I was at, and asked the guy working the bar. He told me a waitress would handle it, and she would be over soon. I waited almost 25 mins. So I went to the bar on the other side of our VIP and asked again the same question. She gave me the same response. I waited another 20 mins. Then I went back and asked again. She said someone was coming now. Finally about 10 mins later someone shows up to ask what kind of liquor/mixers we want. She brings the tray back with everything but the liquor. Then asks me, "they still haven't brought your bottle?" Even she was wondering why it was taking so long. We FINALLY got our bottle at about 10:40. I will never again do bottle service here. Nor do I recommend bottle service here. Waiting an hour for bottle service is ridiculous. I don't understand why it would take so long. Mind you it was dead when we got there. It didn't get busy until around 11:30pm. There was never any apology or anything from anyone. Instead the waitress was more concerned in asking for a tip when I paid for the bottle service. Zero stars.
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