outside
doesn't appear to be reopening....
downtown port huron
a urinal with stickers on it
the front of the building lit up for st patrick's day
a neon sign on the side of a building
Downtown
a urinal with stickers on it
a neon american flag on the wall
No door
a close up of a soap dispenser
Hmmmmm?
"Turn over" as he's clearly not moving.
You gotta love the back bar!
drink
Owen R.
Nov 15, 2022
Great dive bar downtown; excellent location and very old spot...Nice waitress and liked Port Huron a lot... knew nothing about it.
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Sarah D.
Dec 6, 2023
I've been to this bar a handful of times over the past couple years. It's a rough, dirty bar, with constant fights in the parking lot. I am actually shocked they haven't lost their liquor license. Port Huron doesn't have a lot of great bars but this one is the probably the scariest and the dirtiest out of all of them. You couldn't pay me to come back and I hope the city shuts it down before more people get hurt or someone else loses their life.
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Justin J.
Dec 14, 2023
If there was a bar for the homeless this is it .. not a bar to feel safe in no appetizers not very warm
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Matt K.
Aug 10, 2018
Great, classic-looking for the oldest bar in town. Found it.Great classic, dive awesome bar. Have 2.
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T.J. G.
Jul 31, 2014
This bar has been around since 1904, under the same family, in the same place. One of the best places in Southeast Michigan for live music, drink prices are awesome and if your here for St. Patrick's Day, you'll think your in Dublin.The quintessential Longshoreman's/ Dive Bar. Nice to know old school places like this still exist in the 21st Century.
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Kelly P.
Jun 18, 2014
Port Huron classic dive bar. Great staff. The owner even cleaned up puke himself - good man!! Doesn't make his employees do it! HahaCheap beer with some nicer ones on tap. Don't recommend getting mixed drinks here. Overpriced for what you get!
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Bar B.
May 19, 2015
Visiting the Roche (don't try to church it up son!) was an experience. My counterpart and I have traveled the world hitting up the classic dive at every turn, this place doesn't fit. The Roche belongs South of the Mason Dixon or in Michigan's UP. There was more novelty foods behind the bar than most places have food on a menu. I almost ate my dinner one booze soaked cherry at a time, but I was afraid that he would knock over the cigarettes as he tried to get me one. Seriously though, this place does take the cake for dives. The bartender was super nice, even the chocolate lab that met us at the door was friendly. There was a good selection of beers on tap, this came as no surprise since we soon discovered that we were in Hipster Central. (Prolly the only two dudes around not sporting a murse and scarf) This bar is one that I think Id revisit with the boys, anyone that doesn't really need to wash there hands after the bathroom!
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Regina C.
Dec 20, 2024
Closed due to Murder . I wont ever go there again unless someone else buys it and change the name . Couldnt give a 0
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Patricia M.
Nov 6, 2023
Terrible place all the way around. Shut it down! The bouncers act as if they are untouchable and the bartender useless.
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Torie P.
Nov 17, 2023
Drinks are expensive and served in tiny plastic cups and the drinks are STRONG. Bar is cash only with an ATM in the corner for the owner to scam you out of even more money. Establishment is dirty and run down. Did I mention that they're murderers?
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