I'd like to begin by saying this reservation was on New Year's Eve, so my expectations were set accordingly.Although I DID mention in the reservation that it was our 25th wedding anniversary!!!We arrived very early due to next to no traffic on the roads. I was told "No tables available until our reservation time. " though I watched four four-tops sit empty in the main dining area while we waited at the bar.OK.I get that. No problem.Though the place was not full, it was a boisterous crowd; and the bar was packed.We were seated within a reasonable time. (10 after the 7pm reservation time)... but that's where it starts downhill.My party of four was led out onto the plastic-enclosed patio/storage area, and seated at a rectangular plastic folding table... the kind you see at a large church social, or a backyard barbecue.The outer door wouldn't close, so we had a 40-degree breeze blowing across our backs and the nearby bussing station the whole meal.We ordered drinks and appetizers knowing that the bar was full... Fifteen minutes later we got drinks.Two sips in to a nice Willett rye, my son finds glass shards in his drink and mouth.We, of course, had to flag down kitchen staff who were continually walking through, as our waiter was nowhere to be seen.He fetched the manager who apologized profusely and brought another drink... fifteen minutes later.Though it did arrive ahead of the appetizers. Oak smoked oysters and some black boar with pork belly, sliced ultra thin. Not exactly what I was expecting, but nice nonetheless the less. (Think pork loin wrapped around chunk bacon, sliced like prosciutto.)When the appetizers were dropped we ordered our main courses.The chicken-fried steak for my wife, as well as the lamb chops, and two elk loin dishes for my sons and I. (All ordered medium rare, as the waiter insisted that "...their medium rare was more like rare." ) as well as some crispy Brussels sprouts and LD Mac-n-cheese.Mine and my other son's beer arrived... in bottles... warm. Warmer than the wind blowing through the Hal-open door, warm. Though not quite as warm as my wife's chicken-fried-steak.... Which was only just tepid.Same manager checked in on us and offered us more apologies....and had two more colder bottles of beer brought out. The main courses arrived!The presentation of the food was nice. The Brussels sprouts were awesome, and the Mac-n-cheese was tasty... it was orso though not "Mac"... Still no complaint about the dish.My son's lamb chops though were not medium rare, they were "well-done" a perfectly gray and gritty inside and out. No sear, no color, just blah.Mr manager to the rescue!He stopped in to check on us. Heard the comments. Whisked the plate away to "get it fixed."Luckily for my son, both mine, and my other son's elk was so tough that we were still trying to eat it when his plate returned.I am not exaggerating when I say that the elk loin was as close as I have ever seen to a medium-rare piece of jerky.I was slicing every unsalted poorly-seasoned one-ounce medallion into six-to-eight pieces trying to make it more easily edible.My other son's lamb chops arrived just in time for the manager to see the next batch of gray-medium-well-done lamb chops. ( you would think that for $60 for three chops, they would invest a little more care in the preparation )More profuse apologies and an offer to do it again.By this point in our night (nearly two hours into "dinner") we gave up.To his credit, the manager "compped" lamb, but not the glass-infused-rye.I paid the check and went in search of floss and a valet.I've never before left a "fine dining" restaurant looking forward to the charcuterie board at home!To recap:Bland, overcooked lamb. The toughest elk loin I've ever eaten. Glass shards in the drink. Plastic table. Drafty porch. Next to a bussing station. AND one bathroom in the whole place? Queueing like kindergartners to use a shared bathroom?DINERS BEWARE!!!What a way to wrap up 2024.Thanks Tim Love. Happy anniversary to us!I can't imagine going back.
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