Super Donuts

If the donuts were swimming in a pool of their own grease, they'd be Soupy Donuts. And if you had them for dinner, they'd be Supper Donuts. And if there was only one left, it'd be The Last Supper Donut. And if donuts made you more fit and toned, they'd be Supple Donuts. But that's not the case. At all. Quite the opposite. Donut shops and obesity problems have a positive correlation.Now give me a f***ing donut.These donuts are not just good. They're super. Thanks for asking.SD has very tasty fluffy Donuts similar to Donut Palace also in Victoria. The kolaches here are probably the selling point. They are delicious and a little bit Superior to all the other kolaches in Victoria.It's a nice little humble shop with very cheap prices, and it's well worth it for checking out some early morning extremely unhealthy Texas food.And if you do an Ariana Grande and lick the donuts, then they're Slobber Donuts.* And if promiscuous British girls eat here, it's Slapper Donuts. And if you wear donuts as comfy night shoes, they're Slipper Donuts. And if she's a masochist, then she may want you to Slap Her Donuts.*This would honestly just make me want to eat a donut more. Is that wrong.

I hate leaving sad reviews. But being new to the area I really wanted donuts for my birthday. So I tried two places. When I came into Super Donuts I was excited from the reviews. Sadly, the selection was quite minimal. In fairness, it was 10am, but after the fella pulled my glazed donuts, he put out a fresh rack while I was standing there. Which ones do you think I would have preferred? The kolache options were also minimal. The bad part was the terrible service. This guy could not have been less interested in waiting on me. He was much more interested in whatever he was doing on his tablet. I had to ask him to come back and print my receipt as he had already waived me off with the back of his hand (literally and not a friendly wave). I am not normally a negative reviewer, but there are better options. My second stop was Donut Palace. Oh my yummy goodness. Go there! Go see the review I give them. In the pic, the little box was the best options at Super Donut. The big box is what I held myself back at in Donut Palace.

Amazing donuts and kolaches! Very fresh food and the staff is very friendly! Would definitely come back regularly.

Good donuts. Selection though was lacking. They have all the staples. They could use a more signature donut.

Yelp blew up my review? Their system wants private details, just to review. Try again: Super Donuts in Victoria (Sotockbauer/Miori) is great, good food fine folks. Excellent kolaches, breakfast sandwiches, too. Ok, there's no drive-through, but take a few steps to see the selection. It's all good. (It's next to pizza liquor, Mex, gas, ATM, across from Dol Gen. SO EAT ALL YOUR MEALS HERE.)