Mr. Fancy Pants' Express Carwash

Just needed a wash after going to the beach. When I pulled up all the stupid packages was confusing, just do a board and list what will be done under each package. After the wash I had to get all the sand out but the vacuum was really short, only got half done. It's another $1 and I didn't have any coins so just left to finish vacuuming at home.

Looks like they made an adjustment finally and the rinse and dryer are better. The dryer still is less adequate than the previous one, but it is much better now

Good for a quick wash. Very deep clean but dryers stink, you'll need a towel afterwards. Vacuum didn't have a lot of suction.

Omg where do I start?! I do take blame on this for not finding out on yelp or other sOurce before going here. First off i assumed it was a full service car wash partly due to "fancy" in the name. The prices ranged from 9-20 dollars. I got the twenty dollar one which is manager special. The best right?! Well I got a gold token for the vacuum service and pulled up to the two young people directing and prewashing my car then went through the thirty second wash and dry machine....like really?! Thirty seconds?! Then I pull around and am looking for the guys to run out and dry and vac and wipe out my car. They are nowhere to be found so I ask. I'm supposed to do it myseLf but on top of that I have to pay for the armoral aNd towels I would need all for the manager special at 20 bucks?! I asked mAnager for a small refund he said he can't get back money for the chemicaLs but I can go through again for free?.... make that make sense?...so I can use more 20 dollar chemicals but I can't get back like 12 dollars and call it fair? My guess is I got the 9 dollar wash that everyone gets no matter what they pay for there. Save your money go down the street and get the full service for thirty at charisma...even the woman next to me was upset about how much she was charged and her caR was dRipping soap as well. At least at 20 dollars give me a towel and armoral pad to clean the reSt of my car...manager special my A$&!

Dryer did not adequately dry off my truck. Usually a great wash at this location in my car. First two vacuums were clogged and useless. Wish Corpus had a blue wave. Wish we had better vacuums.

The new upgrades to the wash are horrible, at best. After running my vehicle through it, I now have multiple scratches and even a few spots of paint chipped off. Very disappointed.

They gave me extra tokens so that I could vacuum my car after the time ran out, the service was good and the workers were nice. They gave me free cleaner and paper towel type things to clean the windows and inside of the car. got my car very clean!

Very disappointed. I spent $18 on a Carwash and my windshield is still dirty. I went to the manager and she said I would have to scrub my windshield myself. Isn't that the point of a car wash with attendants?

I hate being that "person" but DO NOT go here and waste your money. My car has been cleaner from the rain alone than this place. PLUS they damage cars and don't take responsibility at all. One of the workers accidentally hit my back window with one of their brushes, and the management team refused to do ANYTHING. Save your money and just go to Quack

This place does NOT deserve that one star, i went on a small trip came back and my truck was pretty bad on buds and what not, paid 15$ to get a car wash thought it would be effective. I literally wanted my money back but thought well why make a show, i would say my truck ended up dirtier then when it ended. PICTURE TO PROVE IT!!