South Park Mercantile

I walked in, took a look around, lots of stuff in here. I didn't need any of it. South Park, huh? As I rounded a corner, I looked down and noticed a little baby on the floor. A live human baby no older than a year old, just crawling around, playing with some toys. I'm not making this up. As I took a moment to look at this baby, I soon wondered if it could be Kyle Broflovski's baby brother, Ike. I had to remind myself not to verify this and thus refrained from kicking the baby.

This store has it all: clothes, shoes, toys, pet items, food and beverages and the BEST customer service! The people are so friendly and hospitable. We felt so welcome there and we also got some great tips on activities around the area. They're pet friendly too so we were able to bring our dog inside with us. They also have cheaper prices than the store across the road.

We went to this little store before the pandemic. It was charming.Years later, I am sorry to see Bruce B. dare to get on Yelp and comment. The good news is he is not from around here. What a gross pig. If I were the owner, I would not want the perverse hog in my establishment.

New owners and a really cool place. It has a nice grocery selection at a fair price compared to the gas station in town. Also has a good selection of gifts and clothes. Definitely worth the stop. Lots of nostalgia!