Clown Market & Liquor

What's in a name huh? Well they aren't "clowning" around here with the stellar beer selection in such a small place! Really, I, (maybe not you) have to walk sideways in one of the beer aisles, but I don't mind- if that means I have more to choose. Besides, once I found out they had my latest favorite IPA, Melvin for the same $ as BevMo, I was sold. I can't readily find it without driving 5 miles at least and paying more. It's only a 5 min drive from work and sometimes I need it on the way home. This is good, open late every night. They might have food besides snack stuff, but I just make a beeline for my beer in fridge. The same guy always seems to be working, possibly the owner. Really cool and friendly. Sure is nice to have this place meet my needs regularly. I continue to wonder if eventually I'll ever run into a clown here. Some actually find them creepy, but I've never been scared..

Rafi and Alfredo are wonderful. I live on this street and a lot of things close early in this neighborhood and capitalize on the fact that they are the only ones open. This store is very reasonably priced. The staff is amazing. I am a female and I feel super comfortable coming in here during closing getting my last minute needs without compromising my safety. That's a huge plus for me. I love it here! Also very competitive prices and professional staff. Highly recommend.

Clown Liquor is the BEST !There are closer liquor stores to me but i make the drive because i save money because his prices are fair, EBK FUEL is right where i live but they gauge you with high prices!Ive met the owner he is an awesome person, he said to me the people that come to his store are friends not just customers...If you want fair prices and a friendly face Clown Liquor is the place !!!

I'm gonna leave these guys a review because I always grab my beer from here. I always say hi to the store clerk and he's always so personable with me. He always shows me what new beers he has stocked. They have a great selection of beer and they're chill dudes. I dunno what else to say other than... shop local!

I love Clown Liquor in Serra Mesa next to the Executive Airport at Montgomery Field! At Clown Liquor you can expect:-Friendly staff!-Good selection of beer and freezer full of ice cream! -Reasonable prices!The Clown is no joke... stop by this great little market next time you are around Serra Mesa!Gary

They saved the Holiday! We ran out of the good stuff and were relieved to see the store open. First time here, but they had a great selection and were very friendly. Thanks for helping our Thanksgiving

Staff is friendly. A nice selection of beers and non-alcoholic drinks.

Extremely kind service! Thanks for supporting my daughter's preschool potluck! I was in a bind for finding juice boxes for the little ones!!

Military wife living in nearby in military housingI've visited this store several times due to its prime location near housing without absolutely any problem until yesterday December 18, 2020, at approximately 5 p.m. I walked into the store before the clerk and as he followed me in he grabbed my waist, rubbed my lower back, and proceeded to tell me how sexy I was. I moved to the side displaying my discomfort and he STILL proceeded to sexually harass me. The owner I assume (slimmer older middle eastern man) saw everything and STILL proceeded to go towards the back. The guy that sexually harassed me was 6 ft, heavyset, and extremely creepy! I thought the sexual assault was supposed to happen AFTER you get the drinks not before! I'll never go in there again. WOMEN DO NOT GO ALONE! He fucking touched me, ladies STAY AWAY

What everyone has said about the staff and the selection is true. This is a great store. But there seems to be no consistent mask policy for staff or customers and I'm sure this will not scare people away en masse but if we are going to enter this new phase where it seems like people are going to play Covid Jazz with the masks it's only fair that we be able to know ahead of time what to expect.