Cafe Habibi

The food here is so delicious! The staff is nice and helpful if there's a question about the menu items. The tea is strong and delicious and the dish that I got was spicy but not overwhelming so I was able to enjoy ALL of it. There was a patron there who was eating some type of pastry, I forgot the name but I asked him what it was and he just bought one for me so even the customers are super cool! The pastry was yummy btw. This is just a must go lunch spot.

I like the masala chai - tea they serve here.I drove all the way from the west of houston to have tea here and found this place closed... even tho as per yelp the opening timing is 3pm on Sunday. Waited for another 15mins but with no luck.General comment- Please update the timing of restaurants so people do not waste time. Thanks

Came here last night after my flight from Boston with my father. The place was absolutely incredible. If there is a reason for me to move to Houston from Boston, this would be it. Damn good food, and phenomenal service. It felt like I was back in Pakistan. Will definitely be back, and will recommend to everyone.

I come here quite often.. somethings I just swing by for their $1 milk teaDouble Cheeseburger and fries was really good.. extremely filling..

I had delicious tea at this place. They make fresh tea and snacks Its all delicious and fresh I will return to this place

Ok I was hungry and the warehouse next door door forever to unload so I tried this place. The scary classy lady wasnt there, thank heaven. I ordered a goat dish and it was really good and the employees were nice.

I ordered chat from this place and they handed my a cold plate of Chana chat from the fridge and all the Mexican staff did my no what I was talking about when told them the Chana in the chat is suppose to be warm not freezing cold. Never coming here again.

When it comes to good food, I get pretty NEEDYI drive through parts of town that are dark and SEEDYBut I won't go in places that are smoky or WEEDYOr anywhere in general, that gives me HEEBIE JEEBIESWhen it comes to yummy meals, I get kind of GREEDYI eat a lot because my body isn't DWEEBYI don't mention Yelp because I don't want a FREEBIEWhen food arrives I squeal like Rachel, Monica or PHOEBEIf it tastes amazing, then I give the chef my CDThen I whip off my pants, so everyone can SEE MEI say, here it is, from the movies, but in 3DAnd anyone is welcome because I'm so AC/DCBut I belong to Barbie, because she is the QUEEN BEEShe loves to share the BBC and I don't mean the TVAnd you'll need her permission if you ever need to SEE MEAnd you can find us eating perfect curry at HABIBI!WHAT!Simply the best late night food in Houston. Better than all the rest. Better than anyone. Even Ike Turner. And tell Ike that if he wants late night food, he can't beat Habibi. And he shouldn't be beating anyone for that matter. Even if that sort of ugly violence is in his DNA. Or his TINA.What to get: Chicken Karahi, Chicken Boti, and play pool and table football (foozball) while you eat so that you throw up curry all over yourself, especially if you're wearing whiteWhat not to get: Puke stains on your outfitBut you just s...: Shut upIf you bring all your girls here, including your side b****es, then it's Cafe Harembibi.I'm very proud of this discovery in the middle of nowhere, close to Hillcroft and the Sub-continental South Asian communities. In my experience most continents are sub-continents. That's why Barbie makes so much money. When Barbie wears her sexy pink tops here and guys say "which brand is that?" while pointing at her boobs as if that's not the point of the point, she says "Ha, Bebe."I looked up places that had Boti and Karahi and this came up, with almost no reviews. We went here on a whim, which is weird because I thought we went in a car, and I have no idea what a whim is, or whose whim we borrowed because neither of us owns one. But it worked out amazingly.This is Pakistani food at its very best. It really Pak's a punch. Ha. Ha. Incomparable value and taste. Oily delicious karahi and wonderful chicken booty. I mean Boti (apparently predictive text is horny).When Misses Rexha, Buell, and Neuwirth give up their day jobs to become stand up comics, they perform here at Cafe HaBebe.Everything they serve is delicious and the prices are bargain-basement. They also have the most wonderful owner, and really friendly service and very cheap pool and table football. We like that no matter what meal we get, no matter what drinks we get, whether it should add up to $20 or $25 or $30, we always go up to pay and he always says "twenty dollars." I get the feeling if I asked to buy the entire store and the pool table too, he'd say "twenty dollars." It's become an in-joke. Sort of like Barbie's less-endowed clients are in-jokes. For about 30 seconds and $300.If Barbie is here slipping off her shoes and turning on the other diners (and believe me, she does, and she does), then it's Cafe Hateaseme.It gets better. It gets so much better. Because if you're looking for Houston food at midnight or 1am, now you finally have a delicious destination right off I-69 (known in Houston as 59) because this place is open till 12 or 1 or 2 every single night of the week (they don't seem to know their closing time, it varies depending on how busy it is, but we've never found them closed anytime before 2am). It's an absolute godsend for people who want late night delicious, authentic, Indo-Pak food. It's extremely cheap as well. Not exactly healthy but then neither is your relationship with your father.When Barbie pretends she's going home with me after curry, and then leaves with some other big dude, you could say she Cafe Haleadsme on.It should also be noted that the prices for playing the awesome, fun games is basically nothing. It's essentially free. You can't get much better than that. I mean nothing costs only $0.25 or $0.50 anymore - but these games do. And you'll get a lot of joy out of them like we do. If you're very lucky you might even get to watch Barbie playing them. If not, just catch her movies on pay per view.And if they charged $100 per curry, they'd he Cafe Hagreedy. Or if they were zero dollars, it'd be Cafe Hafreebie. If they sold marijuana they'd be Cafe Haweedy. And when I take Barbie here, it's Cafe High-heeli.I was gonna make another bad joke but that'd make this review even more Cafe Hacheesy.

Simply, the best. The food tastes better than most of the bigger Pakistani restaurants and is cooked perfectly. The prices are very, very reasonable. And it's open super late at night. The owner is the friendliest of people. It doesn't get any better than this little gem.

To much light pollution in the sky. This place should get no stars. They got their own community that goes there because, their food is just terrible. The cooks and cashier take offense if you ask them to cook the meat well done. I regret going there out desperation cause I needed to get naan kebab craving out.