Biscuit Bitch

I am a simple lady from the south trying biscuits and gravy in the PNW. I perhaps had too high of expectations...First the food:The mushroom gravy was DELICIOUS, but the portion you're given is so small. The egg was unseasoned and the biscuit left a lot lacking.The experience: I came to this location expecting to sit down and eat indoors. I was shocked when I walked up and they still operated out of one of those temporary "to-go" windows that restaurants half-hazardly made during the pandemic. There was no inside seating available, as they force you to place a to-order then sit outside because their indoor seating is "closed" (you can see through the window that it's just being used as storage...)That was the biggest disappointment of all. In a city where it regularly rains, a small ikea table on the sidewalk makes you wish you had just gone elsewhere.I guess the free sticker was nice.

Heard about this place from coworkers while on a work assignment. We decided to try this location. This is practically a counter where you order food to take away. They were very accomodating and kind. I am sure they could tell we were from out of town. Aside from food they had t-shirts, aprons, totes and bottles of sauce for sale. There were a couple of tables and some chairs on the sidewalk and we ate there.My friends raved about the Smokin' Hot Seattle Bitch and the Straight Up Bitch. I enjoyed my Bitchwich which is a biscuit sandwich with over hard egg, cheddar cheese, and a pork sausage patty and their house Bitchy Sauce. The biscuit was fluffy and light inside with a slightly crisp golden brown crust outside. There is a perfect balance of buttery flavor that is both savory and slightly sweet. I could have gone for seconds. Will certainly come back soon.

Must stop for The Artist while in Seattle for Emerald City Comic Con. Hot Mess Bitch and the Orange Mocha is a great way to start any day.

Very good breakfast choice if you were in the area. We had unbelievable biscuits. Suggest you give it a try.

This place is a wonderful little breakfast gem. At the time we visited Seattle, they did not offer in done dining. There was a long line waiting for food, but I would recommend ordering online and picking up to avoid the long wait outside. Everything was delicious! It's hard to choose from their menu - I had the Gritty Scramble Cheesy Bitch along with one of their specialty coffees - you won't be disappointed.

I always make sure to visit Biscuit Bitch when I am in Washington as it is a definite favorite! The food is always fresh and their online ordering system is very easy to use. My favorite to order is the Easy Bitch add cheese and it is so yummy. The gravy does have a little bit of a kick to it, but I am also extremely sensitive to spicy stuff so that could just be me but I still enjoy it very much. The staff is always very helpful as well. I can't wait to return!

This place is more than just famous! It has a following for good reasons! Lots of first timers, but plenty of regulars! How do I know, you wonder? Every so often the staff comes out to ask and to help the new folks order! I'm from the South and my grandmas would have been chasing the staff down to wash their mouths out with soap and shaking a finger at 'em for their gruff ways. My grandmas made great biscuits, but they never made great biscuits like these bitches can!SERIOUSLY, if you are in town, you HAVE to try this place. Yes, the biscuits are great, but it is the heavenly/devilicious items that accompany these masterful works of taste and art! Filling! There were 4 of us and we all were eating each other's orders so I forgot what each of us had, but when done, good thing we were going down the hill for the day. It was a true biscuit fest orgy! A tip, order online before!

Mmm give me more warm, buttery biscuits please! The wait for your food could be quite long; it was a 45-minute wait when I went on a Sunday afternoon. There's a physical sign in front of the store that will give an estimate of how much expected wait there will be. You can order online or in-person, but if you order online, there's no option to schedule your pickup time since it depends on their current wait time. I took a chance and placed an online order ~40 minutes before I got there and was able to pick my food up right as I arrived. There are a couple of tables and chairs outside the storefront for seating, but they were occupied by people waiting for their food orders, so we went to eat our food at Seattle Center.Gritty Scrambled Cheesy Bitch: The portion is very filling for one person. Everything tasted great, though sometimes it seemed a tad too salty. It was a lovely meal and I'd come back to try a bitchwitch in the future.

All I gotta say is go here bitch. The food is great the drinks are tasty. And the staff are fun and helpful

This review is for their 3rd Ave (Belltown) location. I actually didn't realize this is not a sit in restaurant, although they do have maybe 4-5 tables on the sidewalk. You walk up and either order via QR code or if there's a cashier (through the window) available, they can take your order there. That said, I would recommend placing your order online ahead of time, and make sure the correct location is selected! We shared the Hot Mess Bitch, which was biscuit and sausage gravy topped with shredded cheddar, garlic grits, two eggs, split grilled Louisiana Hot Link and pickled jalapeños. Stick to your ribs/filling and so delicious! Would definitely come back again, (might want to try their other location near Pike Place Market).