Noir Restaurant & Lounge

Omgawd - the worst - I feel pissed that they are black owned and we literally cannot do better than this.1. No hostess stand. No hostess. You come in and you're literally in a stairwell with no signage and no staff- you don't know where to go for what. You step into the lower restaurant and no staff in site. UNDERSTAFFED TO THE MAX.2. We had the VIP experience for valentines and had to go upstairs and hang out standing up and wait.3. Their glasses are not real, plastic not glass.4. Many meals I saw came with plastic silverware and not plated properly. 5. Look at their menu- one of the options is 'chicken breast'6. We never saw our mashed potatoes we ordered- they gave us rice instead.7. Manager came and apologized for kitchen being behind but they have 2 kitchens and upstairs only has ten tables.8. Dj was good but very loud- hope you weren't trying to talk to your valentines date.9. They had some guy singing at some point but he looked like he didn't want to be there. Dj had to sit next to him like he was his hype man.10. Dinner took 2 hours but it wasn't multiple courses times nicely spaced out.11. Our server couldn't even run our check because it was her third day- we had to wait another fifteen minutes until they found the manager to run our check.12. While we're eating with the VIP experience the staff starts removing other tables to get ready for the hookah experience that happens after dinner. Guys come in and they are sitting on the back of the booth, no sitting in the booth but feet on the bench and behind on the back of the booth. 13. When we were first sat down we realized the booth was fabric, real fabric and therefore had food on it so could only sit certain places. It was not a wipeable leather like most places where they could come clean it so it was just dirty. 14. Hallway to the bathroom has so many chips and damage to the walls and bathroom isn't very luxurious for a place like this. 15. Alcohol is cheap, didn't need to be. The menu appeared simpler than needed. 16. Food was good and staff friendly but there were so many other things that clued you into that the owner and management are not interested in really taking pride in this being a black spot

What a great spot! Nice happy hours specials and nice drinks and food! Great customer service, fair prices and good food. The music is nice and they have an outdoor seating area aswell. Ohh, they have hookah (I'm not a fan but they have it here) . All I know is I'm definitely coming back lol.

So I sort of just ended up here one random night for my girlfriends birthday. I did no prior research and just kind of went with the flow. it is a bit small in there but I thought the decor was decent. There were a few details that stood out like the flowers on the ceilings in the LED logo on the wall. We were a big party (8 of us) but it was empty that night, so it worked. We started with cocktails and went right in to ordering our entrées. what was weird to me was that there was only one person making our cocktails which made the wait time a bit longer. The food took a while as well, but that was expected with the amount of people I came with. The food however, I did not love. The rice was a bit soggy and just not that great. the lamb chops had flavor, but not amazing. It was fun but otherwise I don't think I'd return.

Went to Baltimore for a Girls Trip and checked this place out. Our server was super friendly and attentive and the vibes of the restaurant were cool. The food was alright, my favorite things were the cheesesteak egg rolls. My friend had salmon pasta and it was way too salty. The crab balls/mini crab cakes were also salty too the wings were just okay. We went upstairs to the club/lounge area after we ate and it was a nice vibe with good music!

I met up with a colleague for happy hour here and it's a lot smaller than what it seems online. We got there a few mins before they opened at 5 and after the waitress let us in, she just want to the bar without seating us or telling us that it was a seat yourself situation. I ordered the CasaNoir and my friend ordered a lemon drop - both good and strong. We were super excited about the egg rolls but was informed that it'd be an hour before they'd be ready so we opted for wings and fries instead and would get egg rolls to go - or so we thought. An hour goes by and we ask about them again only to be told that the cook was prepping other things and egg rolls wouldn't be available at all. Let's backtrack to what we did order. It took a long time to get our food, esp considering it was not busy. The fries came out about 10 mins after the wings. I got the old bay wings and they were very good but again it took forever. It did also feel like like waitress forgot about us because she would disappear for long periods of time. & whoever mentioned the bathroom in the review was spot on, it smelled like sewage and I had to hold my breath the entire time.

Great vibe, great staff, great pesto! A little smart and sophisticated but not fancy or stuffy!

I love this place it's a fun grown up atmosphere the decor is lovely the staff is nice and know how to make a drink the food is also delicious and well presented

The place was nice and empty So it kinda took me by surprise Like if the food bomb why nobody in hereOh don't make reservations because it's empty The server was great he mad me great drink which was the only thing they was goodI order the lamb chops, asparagus, and mashed potatoes My guy ordered honey glazed salmon, mac and broccoli My food was horrible the mash and lamp tasted spoiled the only thing that was good my veggies barely The waiter gassed the food up like it was it the best thing goingThat crap was trashI will not be back or recommend you to goYes the vibe was good but not food

Omg this is my first time ever trying this place. I was so hungry and my daughter said anywhere with a drink and the food the drinks the staff Everything was amazin. the food over delicious Im truly glad I came here definitely a 10/10 for my appetizer I head the real beef cheesesteak eggrolls & for my meal, I had the lambchops over potatoes with the homemade Mac n cheese my daughter had the honey glazed salmon and right now all I want is a bed, blunt, & criminal mind. i truly recommend this place for great eating polite staff and there's other great things about this place look them up or pull up....

My family and I went to Noir last night for an impromptu Birthday Karaoke celebration. We had such a great time. Our host/ bartender was very nice. Drinks were great. The DJ was on point. The establishment was clean and the vibe was everything!!!!!Ariane