Kenny's KALE

Food is great!!! Appreciate the customer service and food is freshly made and the different flavors is definitely worth coming back to try!

I went here and it wasn't very crowded. There is a bar and tables and two people were sitting. I ordered the Oh Kale Yea which is a popular item and waited 15 minutes for it to be ready.To my surprise, I didn't really like this meal. The kale was a bit salty. The shrimp and crab meat was seasoned well when I ate it individually but mixed in with the kale, it didn't taste well. I may have to give this place another try to see if I change my mind about the food.

I was super excited to stumble across Kenny's Kale while looking for something healthy, filling and most importantly TASTY to eat.The food that we ordered hit each and every one of those targets - and then some!!! I had the 'Oh Kale Yea' Tacos , and as the name suggests... It is SUPER moreish !!! With each and every bite I was amazed at how much crab meat, shrimp, feta and yummy seasoning was loaded in each and every bite!!! This is such a great concept, and guilt free dining without any compromise on satisfaction.I did takeaway this visit, but next time I'll try dining in to get more of the Kenny's Kale experience.

The seamoss drinks are good. They are pricey, but taste good. The only reason I'm not giving 5 stars is because of the customer service.The ambiance is regular Union market ambiance.

Came to Kenny's looking for some healthy food options to accommodate my new diet. It was a bit hard to find because the GPS takes you to a house with multiple businesses in it. Walked in and was impressed with the interior. It has the vibe of a more intimate busboys & poets, complete with a mocktail and popcorn bar for refreshments while you wait. There's also a kind of back room with more cush seating. They also sell herbal tea and other health supplements (sea moss, etc.). The staff was nice and explained the menu: you choose one "original kale flavor" as your seasoning/default toppings, and then you choose one "specialty kale flavor" as your protein/main filler. I had the "oh kale no" with the "chickale". It's important to note that unfortunately they don't do substitutions, so if your protein mix isn't on the menu, you're kinda short. But you can pick two toppings for free and get additional ones for $1. The wait wasn't too long considering everything is made to order. The salad was good. The seasoning was well mixed in, and I wasn't even disappointed with the chicken portion, though I would've liked it mixed in a bit more personally, but no big deal. I also had a serving of avocado (i think it was moreso guacamole) added for $1.50. My brother had the chicken and salmon 3 cheese pasta and said it was very flavorful and filling as well. He had enough to get full and still take home leftovers. I'll definitely be coming back to Kenny's, as well as checking out their new location at union market in DC. I think the business has potential and I'm excited to see where it goes!Food: 8/10Drinks: N/AService: 10/10Aesthetics: 10/10Value: 8/10Overall: 36/40

Omg! The tacos was delicious, however I couldn't finish eating because they were too salty. My niece warned me about the sodium but I had to try it for myself. I'm definitely going to try again removing the feta cheese.

I got the 16oz Oh Kale Yeah (salad) and a banana pudding. IDK what they put on the kale but I was ready to drive back for another one!!! In addition to the seasoned kale, there was shrimp, lump crab meat, and red onions (excuse me if I missed something - going from memory). The lady that took my order said this salad was their top seller and I can definitely understand why. This was my first time at Kenny's Kale so I accidentally drove past it a few times because I didn't see the sign. The restaurant is in a building with another business (or so it appears) and the sign for the other business is bigger and higher. The lady that took my order was nice enough to sit on the phone and wave me down as I was passing on my 3rd time!Service was quick and customer service was excellent. I will definitely be back again!

Good People!! This Kale spot is EVERYTHING you hear me!! I've been to their location in Brentwood, but not the one on STAMP road!! Wait...it's Taco Tuesday right? Let's GO!!.Where I am: @kennyskale.Location Reviewed: 4735 Stamp Rd, Temple Hills M.D..Menu Includes:A variety of Seasoned Fresh Kale with proteins that include Lump Crab, Shrimp, Steak, Chicken, Chorizo, Salmon, Ground Beef & Turkey. A slew of Veggies, Craft Cocktails, Mocktails, Beverages, & MORE!!.Items Reviewed:Their Oh Kale Yeah Tacos (3 large tacos with taco seasoned Kale, shrimp, lump crab, feta cheese, on a lettuce wrap, or tortilla wrapped $21). STAMP!! Perfectly seasoned kale, well seasoned protein, and plentiful!! Their Overloaded Tacos *2 for $15*Their Chorizo Taco (with Chorizo sausage, cilantro, red onions, sour cream, on a corn tortilla). STAMP!! Meaty, thick, well seasoned, you might need a fork!!Their Lump Crab Taco (with Pico de Gallo, red onions, & bacon on a flour tortilla). STAMP!! Tender delicate flavorful crabmeat, with the perfect toppings!! YES!!Their Overloaded Nachos *one protein $18, 2 proteins $25* (I picked their Sweet Chili chips, with steak, shrimp, Pico de Gallo, sour cream, guac, & cilantro). STAMP!! The veggies are super fresh here, the proteins were well cooked, just eat this fast!!Their Mocktail (with a non alcoholic whiskey alternative, blackberry, lemon, mango, & club soda $8). STAMP!! Refreshing, tasty with a hint of whiskey flavoring!!. Customer Service: On Point!!.Online Navigation: Easy.Parking: Rough..Recommendations: Everything!!.Music: YouTube-BYB Metro 4-6-955 Stars=STAMP4 1/2 Stars=LIKE THAT4 Stars=DELICIOUS3 Stars=DECENT 2 Stars=PASS1 Star=NAH#Bigschlimsreviews

Decided to check this place out after seeing a review on Instagram from one of my favorite food influencers.I almost decided not to come here because the menu is VERY confusing. However, the staff on site were really nice clearly explained everything to me.I ended up getting three MiraKALE tacos: one with shrimp, one with crabmeat, and one that was supposed to be with steak.... but they accidentally gave me chicken instead. I was really looking forward to that steak, so I was kind of disappointed. These tacos are like no other tacos you've had before. They're stuffed with well-seasoned kale and the toppings are piled high on top. I appreciate them infusing a healthy dose of greens into every bite, but these tacos are SO messy to eat. Toppings dropping and flying all over the place! And because they only use one tortilla on the tacos, the whole thing starts to fall apart and disintegrate as soon as you pick it up. I was better off getting a bowl because although the tacos were absolutely delicious, it was a nightmare to try to keep them together. I appreciate that they put generous portions of proteins on top of the tacos. I was definitely not mad at the healthy amount of shrimp, crab, and chicken (although I had my heart set on that steak) I enjoyed. Especially for the price.I couldn't eat all three (And after almost wearing the first two, I definitely wasn't trying to go through that again). So for dinner, I deconstructed the last taco, put that seasoned kale in the air fryer and made me some kale chips, with some chicken and tortilla on the side. So freaking good!!!I also bought one of the juices they had in the cooler; the Sugar Sham. Despite all the flavors listed on the front of the bottle, it tasted like Kool-Aid.... And not very good Kool-Aid. No discernible flavor. Just sugar water. Also, the bottles with the black tops are leaky. I told the lady at the front she could see for herself, but just as I was getting ready to leave, they put the leaky bottles back in the refrigerator case. Parking is scarce and this place is kind of hard to find because the signage is so small. Just look for the building that looks like a house and has a used car sign on the front.As good as they were, I wouldn't get the tacos again because of the logistical nightmare of eating them while simultaneously trying not to wear them.However, I would come back to try their nachos or one of their bowls.

OMG my friend recommended this place for my birthday and due to my dietary restrictions at the moment. And I am glad she did. THEEE best salad I have ever tasted. I had the crab and shrimp kale salad with avocado and egg. The ambiance was so cute quaint and relaxing. They had soft R&B music playing. The milk and honey candle smelled so amazing. The service was so friendly and professional. My friend knew the owner. I am definitely coming back. And the most convenient part about this place is that it is right across from my hair salon. So when I get my hair done I can grab lunch as well. They have 3 different size salads to choose from. I had the 32oz which was perfect and huge. I couldn't even eat all of it. The salads are ALL well worth it no matter what size you get.