Two Goats & The Goose
Two Goats & The Goose
Cheesesteak with veggies instead of fries
BBQ chicken sandwich
Back of the bar
Mushroom appetizer with spicy dipping sauce the tempura batter was fantastic had a great flavor to them
Blood Orange-Jalapeño Margarita
Goats and Flag above the door
Ordered medium rare and was brought this. Owner argued with me about it being cooked correctly too. Will never be coming back.
Garlicky Grilled Greenbeans
interior
Drinks menu side 2
Outside of restaurant
Drinks menu
Lamb Fries. Amazing.
Fried pork bites
Easy notes to follow. :)
Best atmosphere and they keep the malt vinegar ready for these fish and chips
outside
outside
Sangria and michelada
Pork Bites
interior
Jaz M.
Jan 25, 2025
Only giving this place two stars because my waitress was very king and helpful to me, however complete waste of money coming on by here. Stoppped in for lunch and got a Serrano hot dog, after waiting for about 10 min my meal was out and it was HUGE hot dog. Bread to meat portion was way off. Way too much bread and that bread just shouldn't be a "hot dog." Next the Weiner....basic quality. I was suprised to find two Weiners in there and the bread portion still over killed it. For $13 bucks, just not worth it really. On the bright side, the fries were good. Overall, probably won't come back again. Just be ware if you were eyeballing the hot dogs on the menu.
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Courtney O.
Mar 16, 2024
Great bar bites in the old Muerto's location. Two Goats and The Goose has a small pub feel, especially with the larger back patio area closed for now. They have a full bar with bar seating and a few tables spread throughout. They do take reservations. The spunky bartender does all things (bartender and waitress). I started with a pineapple serrano margarita. I asked for less peppers to keep the margarita mild and it had the perfect amount of spice. There was a lot of pineapple though so it was pretty sweet. Someone at our table got the blackberry mojito and he commented that it was a little too blackberry heavy with muddled pieces in every sip.Everything we ate was good. I had a burger and it was a thick patty but cooked so well. The fish was moist and juicy and served well in both taco or fish and chip form. The friend cauliflower app was a great start and it almost had a fish like taste- my guess is they share a similar fryer. A little interesting that the food was served on disposable plates. Not what I was expecting based on the vibe. Overall, solid food!
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Jeffrey F.
Dec 15, 2024
The fried mushrooms are absolutely killer. I'll be going back just for those...as for everything else, it's a cool little spot for some drinks and bar food!
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Trish S.
Sep 16, 2023
I really wanted to love this place because of the creative menu. Sadly, I did not love it. We started with the often-yelped Pork Bites. Deep fried pork bits, which had no seasoning at all. Not underseasoned, just not seasoned at all. No salt, no anything. My husband got the ahi tacos. He actually loved the taste of the tiny corn tortillas, but the ahi was tasteless. I ordered the cheese steak. I loved the bread. The cheese was good, when I could find it. The meat was chopped instead of shaved, and I had a really hard time biting through it, especially when it was hot. The few bites I got with the (again unseasoned) meat, cheese, and green pepper were ok. Not good.We were planning on ordering a dessert and drinks, but after the food we decided not to. I'd love to try the Amaretto Bread Pudding and Blackberry Mule, but maybe just those before a show or something.Service was decent without being effusive or negligent.
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Pete T.
May 21, 2024
One of my favorite restaurants in Bakersfield because there are so many good choices on the menu, from the lamb to the hot dogs done right (fascinating taste combos) and simple things like the burritos. You really can't go wrong with anything on the menu and the ambiance is another plus.
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Natalie L.
Nov 9, 2023
I've been here twice now and each time, was greeted by a friendly bar tender (who I think is the owner). She makes delicious drinks, and the vibe of the place is really cozy and inviting.They have tvs running showing whatever sports game is on, which is cool. Haven't ordered much off the menu, but the burger was sooo goood!!! Will definitely be back for more yummy drinks and food options.
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Dr D.
Sep 27, 2024
Food is good but not great and the service is interesting. The sarcasm works for some but my friend who was ordering was not a fan. I personally thought it was ok but the vibe is a little drab. Cool place, cool name and decent food.
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Philip S.
Jul 13, 2023
I came to this gem on the advisement of an intern at my job and I'm really glad I did. The food was really good, looked good and tasted even better. Idk how to explain it but this restaurant gives me the true Bakersfield vibe. The service and server were really great. Made jokes, kept our cups full and was quick with our food. I should have know this place was good when I saw a line of people waiting for them to open for lunch. I look forward to coming back here again with more people!
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Felix H.
Sep 28, 2024
It is delicious, flavorsome, full of flavor, appetizing, scrumptious, probably fresh and juicy, making a succulent meal, a kid would say finger licking good.
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Brianna T.
Sep 28, 2024
This will forever be my favorite spot. I don't care if they're not muertos anymore, their food is on point! This is the spot where me and my hubby go for date night The customer service is always impeccable drinks are delish good portions!! Perfect location
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