Guido's Pizza & Pasta

Best pizza in Lancaster. Ignore the nasty reviews. We recommend the calzone, too. East Lancaster missed them big time. We're very pleased to have them back.

I haven't sampled the huge Guido's menu extensively, but the pizza is very good. If you're new to town, they'll probably send you a coupon for a free mini pizza, and that was how I found out about the place. When we went back, my family got the dinner for 6 deal, which is a large 1-topping pizza, a pasta dish, large dinner salad, calzone, bread, and garlic bread, for $22.86. So if you like all that stuff, it's a super deal. I tried a bit of each (we got lasagna for pasta) and I don't remember being too impressed by anything but the pizza. Then again, I wouldn't normally buy lasagna or any other kind of pasta when I can make it myself, nor would I buy some lame version of garlic bread when that can be pounded out in five minutes (after picking up the 5PM fresh bread from Albertsons). Nice fresh cheesy pizza is another story.So four stars for the pizza, but a hearty "meh" for everything else.

Gaa! Just a week or so later, our same group rambles in at lunchtime on a Saturday. "So, what are the $2.00 beers today?" "*Blah, *blah and *blah." "That sounds like crap but fine, I'll have a ($3.50) Sammies". ...friends order a bunch of the $2 beers......great pizza all around......check arrives and I'm paying.."Er, those beers did not ring-up as $2.""Oh, sorry. Owner says NO beers are $2 today."Wha? I show her their PennySaver ad, picked up from their own f***ing bar not 10' away: "$2 beers, every day, all day"."What was the first thing I asked you?""You asked, 'Which beers are $2' ""And what did you reply?""I said, *Blah, *blah and *blah.""And that is a contract [you moron].""I'm new here. If you want, I'll pay for them." (she starts to weep?)"Darn it to heck-a-roonie. No, no."Frick. I'm such a softie. I back way down....One of my guests does not. Stands up to confront, er, someone. Those lite beers are kicking in... Nope, sits down. We're done here.WWTFSMD? Give her her 20% but head over to Coaches.Oh, and just to really nitpick, 1 of the 2 delicious Bravery Brewery beers was out and my wife's Coors Lite was out. Who the **** runs out of lite beer? Great pizza but damn, get the rest of your business together.

Pizza was burnt, they served me garlic bread on wheat bread and did not have red pepper or parmesan condiments. The food was absolutely disgusting and the staff were incompetent imbeciles.

This is my favorite pizza in the AV. The restaurant is a little whole in the wall place, nothing fancy at all, but it is kept very clean. The staff is really friendly, especially the owner. The pizza is like old-school pizza back east... perfect blend of spices & fresh cheese on a slightly sweet crust. We always ask to have ours cooked for an extra few minutes, I think that makes all the difference and gives the pizza a lot more flavor.I've also had the shrimp basket from the Louisiana Fried Chicken menu... very good as well, served with a yummy dinner roll & fries.Prices are great here, too, especially for the pizza... you can get a large pepperoni carry-out for only $5.99!!

Pizza is really good, I just don't like the fake plastic cheese they use. You can tell it's the cheap of the cheap cheese that only melts cause it's half plastic. Salads are good and they make their own ranch which is good. Just not fond of the cheese.