Two Fools Tavern

Our favorite place in Albuquerque! Such a cozy environment with the best fish & chips

This place was Fish and chips were phenomenalBartender was so kind and welcoming Great public house vibesDefinitely recommend!!!!

Absolutely delicious! If you start with Liffey Chips, move on to your entree (Bookmaker for me) and finish with an Irish Coffee, you will NOT be disappointed. Arrived at 11a on Saturday and the place was packed by the time we left. Come early!

I absolutely love Two Fools. I love that they have a pub atmosphere, I adore the wood burning fireplace in the winter, and I'm over the moon about their fish and chips. It is my go to comfort spot and their food is amazing.Best fish and chips in the city plus they have a ginormous whiskey selection. There is a generous serving of hot crispy fries, huge pieces of fish, battered and fried to perfection, along with the house made apple slaw. Comes with delicious house made tartar sauce, that I like to get extra of for my fries. Malt vinegar and ketchup are provided of course to complement your meal. Their Irish nachos are always a winner, crispy house made chips, cottage pie beef, green chile, and a generous covering of cheese, a heaping plateful as big as your head, plenty to share. Jesters pot pie is to die for flaky crust with delicious tender chicken and veggies.The servers and bartenders are always nice and friendly, happy to make a recommendation for you if you just can't choose among all the delicious options.I'm happy they made it through the ART project and COVID. It would have been a shame to lose a place like this.

Two Fools came up prominently when Blondie and I were traveling through, looking for an alternative to the fast food we'd been eating for days. The interior was classic Irish Pub, very warm and inviting, but it took a while for someone to notice us. Even though there was a Pleae Wait to be Seated sign, they just waved us to go anywhere. Ok.We ordered chips and salsa to start, and had to return them because WOW that salsa was hot. Couldn't eat it. For dinner I order a half portion of fish and chips, and thank goodness I didn't get the full order. It was huge. I also got a Jameson and Guinness, because I'm a walking Irish stereotype. Blondie got quesadillas, which were excellent. I liked this place a lot, and the couple at the next table struck up a conversation with us (or we did, with them; can't remember).

Since moving here I have been on the hunt for good fish and chips....mission accomplished!!! You walk in to an old school pub! Surrounded I rich wood, fireplace going and all the whiskey you could want!! The staff is friendly and prompt!! The drinks are fabulous!! Fools gold definitely the way to go!! Can't wait to go back!! And be warned the coleslaw is amazing and portions very generous!!!

A Nob Hill bar that's been around for a while. This is a great Irish pub with excellent food. The service was good, but not as prompt as usual. I guess it was St. Andrew's Day so they would be busy all day. The nitrogen system was acting up so no clover in the head of my Guinness, but they poured it correctly. The ambiance is like going to a quaint Irish pub.

I had to think hard about what to rate this place because I do usually like coming here and the food is pretty good. But it's often too loud for a conversation and the service can be kind of indifferent. On my last visit I was upcharged on the half sandwich and cup of soup without warning because of which soup I chose. They're rarely my first choice but a decent option if I am in the neighborhood.

Two Fools is a gem to Albuquerque. I love the inside and all the soccer games. I appreciate they don't serve shots here. It's a restaurant and not a crazy party place. The food, environment and customer service is ALWAYS incredible. My wife and I come at least once a month. We love the draft beer its always fresh, crisp and never flat. We also enjoy the whiskey they get made especially for Two Fools. Our top dishes are the Liffey Chips, Fish & Chips, wings, stew (OMG the bread !!! so good), Cashel Blue cheese dip.

A very authentic Irish pub on Central Ave. they have a great selection of European beers ( for ABQ) and cider. The food is also very good. All made fresh. I'm not sure why the wait staff wear kilts. Isn't that Scottish? I'd get rid of those. It's confusing and kinda weird. Doesn't keep me out, though. Bangers and Mash get 4 stars